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envelope

A sexual technique where the penis is licked from one end to the other, along the side, with rapid tongue movement similar to licking an envelope.

Similar to corn on the cob, but the lips are not pressed to the penis.
Before she blew me last night, she did the harmonica, the ice cream cone, and the envelope on my cock
by bjmike November 7, 2010
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Edgelord

A young child around the ages of 7-16 attempting to be edgy (usually online) by swearing, or proclaiming edgy statements. The edgelord in particular case is usually trying to seem more mature which the aforementioned subject matter
This edgelord is so annoying!
This kid's definetly an edgelord!
by Tylerader005 October 15, 2017
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sealing the envelope

the act of splooging in a partners anus and having them fall asleep. The next morning they wake up to the surprise of a glued butt hole
ben not w sealed chloes envelope
by Anonymous July 16, 2003
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push the envelope

To outdistance everyone else in an activity - set a new standard or precedent
by Anonymous November 3, 2003
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envelope

You lick it. It is shoved in your slot.
Weeee, sexual innuendo time! Envelope! Whipped cream! Pipe cleaners!
by Elley Chaos April 26, 2003
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Red envelope

Red envelopes are often presented at social and family gatherings such as Chinese weddings or on holidays such as Chinese New Year. The red color of the envelope symbolizes good luck.

The money amount contained usually begins with an even digit (traditionally mostly anything involving the number 8), as odd numbered money gifts are associated with funerals. At weddings, the amount offered is usually intended to cover the cost of the attendees as well as help the newly married couple.

During Chinese New Year, red envelopes are typically given to the unmarried by the married, regardless of age.

From the old saying goes, the money in the red envelopes are not suppose to be open for usage until Chinese New Year is over, else bad luck befall on you for the whole year.
DUDE! I just got almost 500 dollars in red envelopes on chinese new years!!!! I'm going on a shopping spree tonight. (:
by amachi February 15, 2008
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Edgelord

Somebody who tries to be cool or relatable by being excessively dark and/or psycopathic or making sex jokes to the point where its unbearable.
I couldn't think of an example for edgelord that hasn't been already used
by ASoundMakingReject January 12, 2020
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