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Jack Daniels enema

when instead of drinking alcohol they poor it up there butt hole to get drunk. getting your buzz in this way gets you drunker faster because it is a direct rout to the liver and the alcohol doesn't get digested and stays purer. it also doesn't show in your breath. Jack Daniels enemas have been known to cause serious anal damage and are not recommended to be attempted
there was this compulsive alcoholic who his doctor told him if he has any more alcohol his liver will shut down. the exact same night the doctor told him this he forced his wife to give him a Jack Daniels enema. he died with in minutes and his wife was arrested for man slaughter
by scipeo August 29, 2013
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endaznie

a meaningless but emphatic expression used in the end of a sentence or a phrase to mark a joke or an obvious fail. Endaznie is usually pronounced louder and emphatic in the end of a sentence that makes no sense. It is commonly used in the language of the people of Belene in Bulgaria. Most of the world outside Bulgaria doesn't even suspect of this strong expression.
- Guess what I had for breakfast today?
- What?
- Shit!...Endaznieee

- Which school did you go to?
- Your mother's vagina!...ENDAZNIIIIEEE

- Hey, Ivosh!
- What?
- Endaznieeee!
by cephei April 26, 2011
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wasabi enema

wasabi enemas hurt
by blistered colon April 9, 2010
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Brain Enema

1. A process to flush the all the current thoughts, views, headaches, and/or attitudes of an individual. Usually involving drugs, a blunt force to the head, electroshock therapy, meditation, frontal lobotomy or other brain altering procedure.

2. A strong alcoholic drink, or combination of alcoholic beverages to induce forgetting about the current situation or problem.
"This headache is killing me, I need a brain emena!"

"I know just what you need to get your ex out of your head. We will go out on town and give you a brain enema!"
by Mr. Davy Jones August 13, 2012
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Coffee Enema

Coffee Enema is a derogatory term for the Coffee Party which is a spin off of the Tea Party.
Will the coffee enemas be marching today?
by Foznots March 6, 2010
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Future endeavors

What you do as a career after you get fired from a job.
WWE would like to wish the entire roster the best in its future endeavors.
by NiGHTS October 9, 2005
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endang

A unique person. Have a unique personality; blushed in front the people she love.
She is endang \('-')/
by miss_blank December 30, 2017
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