Conner Oberst: "What's wrong dude?"
Chrise Carabba: "I'm sad because my girl dumped me because I was too sad to have sex with her"
Conner: "dude, emosexuality is a disease, you need help. I got help and now I'm not so sad, and I can get laid now."
Chris: "But, I just can't help it, I like being sad..."
Chrise Carabba: "I'm sad because my girl dumped me because I was too sad to have sex with her"
Conner: "dude, emosexuality is a disease, you need help. I got help and now I'm not so sad, and I can get laid now."
Chris: "But, I just can't help it, I like being sad..."
by scott July 1, 2004
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by urine4it February 10, 2010
Get the emosexual haircut mug.Person 1: "You're cu-"
Person 2: "Nope, I'm emisexual"
Person 3: "And that's on a fat ass"
Person 1: "What"
Person 2: "Nope, I'm emisexual"
Person 3: "And that's on a fat ass"
Person 1: "What"
by AkiraTae10 March 1, 2021
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Gracie: oh it’s eminem ofc! I’m emisexual cause I love eminem!
Sarah: oh... ok?
Gracie: oh it’s eminem ofc! I’m emisexual cause I love eminem!
Sarah: oh... ok?
by Emlover April 22, 2021
Get the Emisexual mug.Emosexual- Early to late teens who want to be different in the same way as others and still thinks sad black clothing is what it takes. They think they are hard done by when they are expected to do nothing more then basic requirements of schooling and society. “this is hard so its mean and I don’t want to do it so I won’t and I’m not going to tell you why cause you should know”
They are fucking lazy people that consider anything that requires any effort to be too hard even if it is to switch their brain on when they open their eyes in the morning. They have sex because someone else says they should regardless of who it is or who they are already with. No self respect or moral code including lack of honour, respect, or loyalty to anyone that isn’t as brain fucked as them.
They are fucking lazy people that consider anything that requires any effort to be too hard even if it is to switch their brain on when they open their eyes in the morning. They have sex because someone else says they should regardless of who it is or who they are already with. No self respect or moral code including lack of honour, respect, or loyalty to anyone that isn’t as brain fucked as them.
I am Emosexual because I’m so sad that I can’t be bothered to try a smile. Being so sad makes me feel sad so I might fuck someone of the same sex then regret it so I can be sad for a reason and tell everyone that I’m no good so they can be sad for me but then I’m not different anymore…That makes me sad!, I might cut myself this time then get upset about the attention I get due to my attention seeking actions!!
by Dad of Emo May 21, 2007
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Person1: Emokid do you want me to push you over the cliff
Person2: No shut up
Person3: dont worry about him hes just a Emoist! SCUM!!!
Person2: No shut up
Person3: dont worry about him hes just a Emoist! SCUM!!!
by Billza February 14, 2008
Get the Emoist mug.She is a shy girl who has daddy issues and so lacks confidence she is more beautiful than she thinks but she will never realise it because she has zero self confidence Lots of guys stare at her ass but she never notices and everyone is scared to ask her out because they're scared except for fuckboys so she doesn't trust boys but can't help pining for somebody she knows she can't have
She's such an Eloise 😍
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