Eldarkings

Eldarkings would be a creature of pure annoyance. Annoying because of the constant buzzing noise closely related to that of a mixture of a humming bird and a dying cat that can be heard within a 300,000 mile radius,the noise itself can cause instant insufferable bowel damage, among those of the human type. This Noise is caused by the gigantic rubbing of thighs that occurs when the Demon moves at the constant speed of smell. This creature is also very annoying for its horrid smell that smells similar to that of a decaying fetus mixed with a hairball. This creature has only been seen 3 times to date in the last 10,000,000 years. Meeting or seeing this creature does not occur at all . . . ever, mainly because if you were to see this creature your eyes would boil out of your skull, while simultaneously contracting rabies of the third kind. Also your abdomen would pulsate around three times then explode. After encountering this creature I recommend you just die, seeing how there is not much left to do.

"Hey WTF is that Goddamn noise? Oh Shit DON'T LOOK, DON'T LOO. . . OHHH GOD MY EYES. . . (Inconsistent Rambling followed by a rather gory explosion)" Of course this occurred after seeing the creature known as Eldarkings.

by Garrett R.Also W/Ryan J. July 3, 2008

Elyas

Elyas is a weird, lazy(or hyper it depends) and is really hard to understand when he talks in his sciencey way

He always finds ways to entertain himself and always needs entertainment (like seriously if he is bored he will die so save him before it's too late)

Likes playing on his PS4, relaxing, going out with frenz, eating pizza, undertale, anime, cooking (attempting), martial arts and piano

Hates putting effort in things that won't kill him, hates conflict, hates people he hates,hates hurting otger peoples feelings (if they r frenz) and yh some things that he will never talk about

There are other things that you will _never know_

Elyas is a noice

Elyas is filled with DETERMINATION

Oh, hey Elyas

BUI IMMA BEAT YO ASS BITCH COME AT ME

by The E January 1, 2019

elyazia

elyazia is an idot that was brought into this universe by a strange specimen yashua who found it in a time machine in the middle of the midatlarctic subpacific 7 seas and saves its life. he then gave it up to a tarteel for adoption and ever since it has been living among us disguised as a punk-rock listening, gerard way worshipping idot.

1. "are you an elyazia sandwich?!" -gordon ramsay
2. "hakuna matelyazia" -timon and pumba
3. "elyazia is a ping-spoofing idot" yashua

by the yuutie August 14, 2019

Elyann

Elyann is a smart, tall and good looking girl. She is pretty good in school and makes a great friend. She doesn’t show her feelings much, but annoy her and you will see her bad side. She is probably a book worm that likes her alone time but still gets along with everyone. Boys typically like her as a friend. She has a good body and likes to party.

Man 1 « Have you seen Elyann anywhere
Man 2 « Have you checked the library ? »

by Netflixshows January 28, 2018

Elyar

The sexiest man alive

Elyar is so fucking hot I wish I was his girlfriend

by The fuckin god of swag November 22, 2021

Elyakim

That sexy hawaiian dude that you always see but never talk to. He's that nerd-bomber without the common attributes of a nerd. Its like the best of both worlds...brains and beauty, what more could one want? Curly jet black hair with an equal balance of luscious brown skin, always encouraging but ever ready to take you out with his extensive vocabulary if need be. A teddy bear by most standards but certainly not a push over. He is not past unleashing his inner blackness so watch out!

hawaiian nerd awesome-tastic Elyakim

by The Black Hawaiian January 1, 2012

Elyza

Elyza is a very hot girl and she is very nice and very funny. She has a very beautiful smile and she has good aiming and she has a lot of friends :)

Elyza is very hot

by Cacaloca August 2, 2021