Electrician

Also known as sparky or fucktard.
Spectacularly retarded individuals who spend their days pulling on electrical cables whilst dreaming about penises.
They get the name sparky from the lack of two available brain cells to rub together and generate a fart of a spark.

Diametrically opposed to fitters

''Who is that fucktard?"

"That's Kevin. He is an electrician"

"Fuckin sparkys. Deadset braindead fucks, the lot of them"

OR
"Copy, underground electrician"
-no answer-
"Fuckwit is probably jerking off a cable wishing he cock was this big"

by -Zaknafien- June 29, 2017

electricity

some thing that you use 2 electricute ppl

electricity like thunder

Jou jou-hey asshole feel this
Jonathon-holy shit!!!!!ouch
jou jou-taste the fuckin electricity bitch

by John Fru September 4, 2003

Electrician

A character in the Beastie Boys Song "Check it Out" arrested "because your ass is a fucking electrician."

"Son, you've been arrested, 'cause your ass, is an Electrician."

by Louis XIV December 9, 2019

electrockenspiel

An electronic glockenspiel. I saw an amazing band in LA - a three piece experimental folk band which must be seen to be believed. One of the members not only has a hauntingly beautiful voice, but she plays an instrument that looks like a laptop and sounds like a xylophone. Turns out it is an electronic glockenspiel. an "Electrockenspiel" It must be seen/heard to be believed.

This band is amazing, especially the chic playing the electrockenspiel!

by Kubbie March 23, 2010

Electricity

Electricity is in battery’s to power televisions, vibrating dildos, devices for porn, etc.

I need to get to electricity in this viborator

by www.asshat_things January 1, 2018

Electrifying Pistachio

Performed when a woman sticks a pistachio up her vagina and uses a vibrator to heat it up to a crispy state.

My girlfriend made me a whole bowl of electrifying pistachios the other night.

by thottiusMOUSE May 27, 2018

Electricity

Electricity is made in many different ways such as solar panels, wind turbines, using coal and gas and others we use electricity everyday. when we take a shower wash our hands turn on lights use the oven and microwave use our phones and computers and tvs and Kindles using ipads and iPods using all sorts of things.

Electricity what a possiblity.

by Melody Sorgatz August 29, 2018