One chair in the row was perpendicular to the others, so naturally this gouch eyed fucker came in and sat in it so he could see the film just fine.
by tidewatcher December 19, 2005
by K2C September 20, 2006
Person 1: Homosexuality is wrong!
Person 2: But they've found love, surely if two people find...
Person 1: (Interrupts) IT'S WRONG!
Example of someone being One Eyed
Person 2: But they've found love, surely if two people find...
Person 1: (Interrupts) IT'S WRONG!
Example of someone being One Eyed
by diamondmanizzle3 February 23, 2014
pie-eyed means to be intoxicated, derives it's name from the dialated pupils that people get on certain substances, pupils as wide as pies, in the hippy "jam band" scene being pie-eyed usually refers to being intoxicated on lsd, mushrooms, ecstacy, molly, or char
Jimmy took a hand full of mushrooms and a hit of Molly and a half hour later was pie-eyed like a mofo
by inthegroove July 23, 2009
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by Mig March 15, 2004
I did not get the job, because everytime i looked at the Manager's crock-eyed eyes, I'd laugh everytime.
by yamsTHEman August 14, 2010