Mig's definitions

doe-eyed

some women, like does, have beautiful brown eyes

Winona Ryder, a doe-eyed actress

by Mig March 15, 2004

flamberg

1.When someone fucks up a lot at a party, throwin up and shit.
2.A really, really crappy graf

1. Yo, Henry East flamberged like a bitch on New Years
or
Yo, Fred flamberged like a pussy at Jacks
2. A graf near Drayton School thats shite

by mig January 6, 2005

ice cold

to be in a state of complete self control

usually a referance to staying cool enough to not sport wood in the presence of a fine lady

"just stay cool man, ice cold"
translation : don't embarass yourself with a huge hardon, have some class, relax. picture ice cold.

by mig January 18, 2004

turtle tail

Having to take a dump so badly that the turd is starting to wiggle its way out of the gate. Incorrectly defined on urbandictionary.com as turtle head, "turtle tail" is a much better descriptor for a tapered turd that has quietly poked its way out of your posterior.

Dude, can you pull over at that gas station? I've got a turtle tail.

by mig May 7, 2005

poodle

To take advantage of a friend with a higher income so that they will pay your way for lunch, movie tickets, etc. This can either be with prior notification (notifying the friend that they are about to be the recipient of this action) or it can be a surprise poodling, such as when you seem to have forgotten your wallet when the bill arrives.

We went to Taco Bell and Hong totally poodled me.

I'm poodling you for pizza. Let's go.

by Mig September 11, 2008

turtle head

Apparently, the person defining this has never seen an actual turtle's head. The proper term for this phenomenon (a turd that is starting to peek out) is a turtle TAIL. Much better description, eh?

Dude, can you pull over at that gas station? I've got a turtle tail.

by mig May 7, 2005

grout

Defined on here as an amusing bathroom-graffiti phenomenon. This same exact phenomenon was prominent in two high-traffic public mens' restrooms at Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo in the mid-1990's. It included also "The Grout Beyond", "Grout-o Marks", "The Grout Space Coaster," etc.

I'm not sure where it originated... I post it here because it's a second place in a different time, and it would be interesting to try to trace its origin.

The Grout Beyond; Grouto Marx; The Grout Space Coaster; Three Strikes-- you're grout; etc.

by mig May 21, 2005