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Homo Erectus

Homo erectus is an extinct species of archaic humans that lived throughout most of the Pleistocene geological epoch. Its earliest fossil evidence dates to 1.8 million years ago.

However , in 2014 , they were once again sighted as matador-wielding brutes in Destiny. The first victims of their relentless onslaught was Khopu and DarknessDude334z
Oh my god guys... I just got homo erectus’d.
by Homo Erectus August 3, 2018
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Erectusaurus

When you can tell the largest person in the room has a boner
Did you see Dillon, he has a boner.
Ya he's the erectusaurus in the room right now.
by SimplyOG June 2, 2016
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erectussy

When you stick an erect penis or dick into a pussy
Person 1: Last night I got an erectussy by John
Person 2: I got double whammied with erectussies. I'm the erectussyest queen!
by The Dik Masturbatur May 27, 2022
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Éwéctus Mútó

Erectus Muto. A popular term in the Ancient Roman era to describe an erected, though long Penis.

Famous appearance:

Julius Caesar scolded a Centurion for calling 'Éwéctús Mútó' a joke name
Jew: -"Longgus Cattus"

Centuwion: -Ahh, hahae!

Caesar: -Centuwion, do we have anyone of that name in the gawwison?
Centuwion: -Um, no sir
Caesar: -Eh? You seem vewy sure, have you checked?
Centuwion: -Well, no sir Aah.. I think it's a joke name sir.
Centuwion: -Like Aah.. "Stultillus Verpínus" or 'Éwéctus Mútó'.

Caesar: -What's... so funny about "Éwéctus Mútó"?
Centuwion: -Well, it's a joke name, sir.
Caesar: -I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called "Éwéctus Mútó"
Pwaetorian Guard 1: -Attempts to hold laugh but is still audible-
Caesar: -Silence! What is all this insolence?
Caesar: -You'll be in gladiator school pretty quickly with that kind of behaviour!
Jew: -Can I go sir? -Aaaa! Ei.
Caesar: -Wait till Éwéctus Mútó hears about this.
Pwaetorian Guard 1: -Attempts to hold laugh again but is still audible-
Caesar: -Wight! -Take him away!
Centuwion: -Oh, sir, he-- he was just--
Caesar: -No, no. I want him fighting wabid beasts within the week!
Centuwion: -Yes, sir. Come on, you.
Pwaetorian Guard 1: -Ha ha haa hae, ha ha hae! Hooo hooo hooo hooo! Hoo hoo...

-Centuwion and Militia Guard 1 leave the chamber-
by PleibeianAlam August 9, 2022
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Erectus Perfectus

Noun; A spell in many media franchises that acts exactly like penis enlargement pills
Person 1: “Erectus Perfectus”
Person 2: “…”
Person 1: *penis grows 5 extra inches”
Person 1:” alright I’m off to go meet my tinder matchup”
by Tabbylab May 21, 2023
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Erectus Dysfunctionus

A spell learned by wizards who only wish to win in the longterm wizard battles. Gives the accursed erectile dysfunction.
He cast "ERECTUS DYSFUNCTIONUS" on me and now I can't get hard.

or if you are a magic caster

ERECTUS DYSFUNCTIONUS
by Mega-blongus February 6, 2026
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Erectus Penilemensus

Erectus Penilemensus means while you are fucking your old lady, she starts her period all over your erect cock.
Person 1 - Man, I fucked Victoria so hard that she bled all over me.

Person 2 - No Fool! It was just erectus penilemensus
by What’s up! November 22, 2024
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