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Julius Caesar scolded a Centurion for calling 'Éwéctús Mútó' a joke name
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Julius Caesar scolded a Centurion for calling 'Éwéctús Mútó' a joke name
Jew: -"Longgus Cattus"
Centuwion: -Ahh, hahae!
Caesar: -Centuwion, do we have anyone of that name in the gawwison?
Centuwion: -Um, no sir
Caesar: -Eh? You seem vewy sure, have you checked?
Centuwion: -Well, no sir Aah.. I think it's a joke name sir.
Centuwion: -Like Aah.. "Stultillus Verpínus" or 'Éwéctus Mútó'.
Caesar: -What's... so funny about "Éwéctus Mútó"?
Centuwion: -Well, it's a joke name, sir.
Caesar: -I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called "Éwéctus Mútó"
Pwaetorian Guard 1: -Attempts to hold laugh but is still audible-
Caesar: -Silence! What is all this insolence?
Caesar: -You'll be in gladiator school pretty quickly with that kind of behaviour!
Jew: -Can I go sir? -Aaaa! Ei.
Caesar: -Wait till Éwéctus Mútó hears about this.
Pwaetorian Guard 1: -Attempts to hold laugh again but is still audible-
Caesar: -Wight! -Take him away!
Centuwion: -Oh, sir, he-- he was just--
Caesar: -No, no. I want him fighting wabid beasts within the week!
Centuwion: -Yes, sir. Come on, you.
Pwaetorian Guard 1: -Ha ha haa hae, ha ha hae! Hooo hooo hooo hooo! Hoo hoo...
-Centuwion and Militia Guard 1 leave the chamber-
Centuwion: -Ahh, hahae!
Caesar: -Centuwion, do we have anyone of that name in the gawwison?
Centuwion: -Um, no sir
Caesar: -Eh? You seem vewy sure, have you checked?
Centuwion: -Well, no sir Aah.. I think it's a joke name sir.
Centuwion: -Like Aah.. "Stultillus Verpínus" or 'Éwéctus Mútó'.
Caesar: -What's... so funny about "Éwéctus Mútó"?
Centuwion: -Well, it's a joke name, sir.
Caesar: -I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called "Éwéctus Mútó"
Pwaetorian Guard 1: -Attempts to hold laugh but is still audible-
Caesar: -Silence! What is all this insolence?
Caesar: -You'll be in gladiator school pretty quickly with that kind of behaviour!
Jew: -Can I go sir? -Aaaa! Ei.
Caesar: -Wait till Éwéctus Mútó hears about this.
Pwaetorian Guard 1: -Attempts to hold laugh again but is still audible-
Caesar: -Wight! -Take him away!
Centuwion: -Oh, sir, he-- he was just--
Caesar: -No, no. I want him fighting wabid beasts within the week!
Centuwion: -Yes, sir. Come on, you.
Pwaetorian Guard 1: -Ha ha haa hae, ha ha hae! Hooo hooo hooo hooo! Hoo hoo...
-Centuwion and Militia Guard 1 leave the chamber-
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