Walk Like An Egyptian

In the 1980's, Osiris, the great and terrible Egyptian god of the dead, awakened from a centuries-old sleep to wreak vengeance on the modern, monotheistic world which had weakened him to a near-death state. He set about orchestrating a master plan which would make the world pay for his defeat. As his first order of business, he called his servant Anubis to his subterranean chamber, instructing him to go to earth and bring back four mortal souls. The jackal god returned with four souls, which Osiris possessed and named Susanna Hoffs, Debbi Peterson, Michael Steele and Vicki Peterson. With his telekinetic powers, he returned them to earth, where they wrote a song proclaiming the power of the Egyptian gods. It climbed the charts and hooked many listeners. But the song contained an evil curse, a curse that took hold of the listener's mind for decades on end. Soon everyone was hopelessly obsessed with the song, humming it on street corners and in public restrooms. Even today, to speak the accursed name of the song spells doom. So be careful; respect Osiris and his assortment of half-animal courtiers. If you don't, you could be the next victim.

-Hey Charlie. Let's listen to some music.
-Okay Joanna. How about this? Walk like an Egyptian.
-Charlie, NO!!
-Praise Osiris!

by Charles Mc September 20, 2007

egyptian windstorm

The act of farting in a girls face while in a 69 position.

I gave Linds an Egyptian windstorm last nigh and she was pissed

by bruce the duce September 6, 2009

egyptian etch-a-sketch

This is the act of twisting your partners nipples 3 complete 360 degree turns and then shaking theyre titties forcefully.

My nurples are so purple because last night Dan gave me the egyptian etch-a-sketch

by bLiTcH January 5, 2008

Bum Fucked Egypt

Pertaining to a location that is in the middle of nowhere.

You live in the middle of Bum Fucked Egypt.

by Schink May 6, 2003

egyptian goggles

Placing one's balls over a sleeping victim's eyes.

We gave that moron a pair of egyptian goggles because he fell asleep first.

by Scott November 13, 2003

Egyptian Waffle

Instead of wanting to have sex in the dunes, your girlfriend grinds you nut sack into the sand with her knee and then spits in your eye like a camel.

Him: Dude, how was your vacation to the shore with the new girlfriend?
You: It sucked. She made Egyptian waffles the first night.

by JoeTonigh October 8, 2010

Egypt

A country in North Africa and the Middle East. A cradle of civilization, Egypt has one of the oldest histories in the world, dating back to the 6th–4th millennia BCE. Contrary to Afrocentrists who believe in an exclusively black Ancient Egypt, DNA evidence and archaeological evidence indicates that Ancient Egypt was populated by ancestors of the very same inhabitants of modern Egypt (diverse in skin tone depending on how far north or south you travel).

American Afrocentrist: "It's not called Egypt, it's called 'Kemet,' which means land of the black people! Stop trying to steal my culture!"

Egyptian: "Actually, 'Kemet' meant land of the black soil, not black people. Egypt is not your culture, it's my culture. Your ancestors come from West Africa thousands of miles away..."

by EasternWesternKnowledge June 15, 2020