Definitions by JoeTonigh
Egyptian Waffle
Instead of wanting to have sex in the dunes, your girlfriend grinds you nut sack into the sand with her knee and then spits in your eye like a camel.
Him: Dude, how was your vacation to the shore with the new girlfriend?
You: It sucked. She made Egyptian waffles the first night.
You: It sucked. She made Egyptian waffles the first night.
Egyptian Waffle by JoeTonigh October 8, 2010