Kentucky Eel

Kentucky Eel

When a hillbilly lubes up his dong with motor oil drippings from his pickup and fucks a mule.

"Dang, Klem! That-there bacon lube shore got Biff more slippery than a Kentucky eel!"

by Noer May 3, 2012

Slippy Eel

A slippy eel adjective is used to describe someone on the highest level of lurking, able to 'slip' in and out without even being noticed gives them the ability to creep up on you and slip dog the hell out of you. Known for their monotonous voices, pot-bellies and dopey characteristics.

Connor: 'Quick Redders, slip dog's about!'
Redders: 'Ah cheers man'

Neil: (Monotone voice) 'I'm gonna have to dock you for internet use Aaron'

*Neil slips out the room*

Redders: 'FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-'

Connor: 'His one Slippy Eel'

by RED-CON-HI June 29, 2011

Squeaky Eel

When you're getting a handjob, and you run out of lube, so you have to use WD-40 instead.

After meeting on Farmer's Meet, and dating for 2 weeks, Jenny finally gave Timothy a squeaky eel behind the barn.

by the gordano June 24, 2016

West Sac Electric Eel

The WSEE occurs when you are shot with a taser in the ass whilst banging your Police Officer Neighbor's under aged daughter. The taser sends an electric current through your body, CNS, and to your brain. This effectively triggers a reflex response in your rectum. The electric current also acts as a stimulating/relaxing signal to your HN3/HL5 voluntary/involuntary muscle control nodes. The detrusor muscle is relaxed, forcing urination. While all of this cool shit is happening, you're having the most invigorating, most electrifying (seriously) sex you'll ever have. You pull a trice pack (Named for Kevin 'Trice Packen' Bredon) and simultaneously bust, shit and piss.

Ginger(1): Hey bro, have you seen our neighbor? She's fucking hot!
Ginger(2): yeah dude, was bangin her silly and her pig dad walked in and tases me. I shit, pissed and busted up in her vaghole all at the same time. It was like ice fishing.... fucking exhilarating. Man i pulled a West Sac Electric Eel on her. A ma'fuckin' WSEE

Ginger(1): Do you smell bacon?

by e30dream September 19, 2009

That's How I feed my Eel.

A simple justification to why you do something odd or random.

"Roman, why do you like snapping your neighbors' necks?"
"Well, Brittney, That's How I feed my Eel."

by HipstaSquirrel June 14, 2016

Electric Eel

When a guy, alone in a hotel room, masturbates frantically and just before he busts a nut, puts his penis on the nearest electric outlet and ejaculates into it. He receives a very shocking yet pleasurable electrocution throughout his whole body. Recovery time could take up to 30 minutes.

"The electric eel is the best experience I've ever had"

by 2CHAINZZZ September 9, 2012

milk the eel

Milk the eel means to masturbate and ejaculate semen. The reference is there in Game of Thrones Season 1 Episode 06.

I milk the eel into her face and tits.

by sreerag_urban May 14, 2016