eberdick

a dick that is so good that the emotion displayed when receiving it is indescribable

can i suck your eberdick?

by hallie boballie January 21, 2019

Eben

Eben is a sexy and smooth man, he’s always been good with the ladies. He can pull any 10 with his charm, charisma, and ability to make a girl laugh using any joke due to his delivery. The way he looks at girls deep in their eyes and smirks, leaving them begging for more after he turns his gaze. He’s a player, but won’t admit it becuase he’s a kind and considerate player who cares about the girls emotions. He’s a daredevil, risky, loves adrenaline rushes, and will always take the bait, but still pull out of the situation. Ebens the type of person to have his cake… and eat it too. If you’re not friends with Eben, bottom line is you’re missing out on life. (side note) Most Ebens have amazing hair, and get their name mistaken for Even, or sometimes even Oven.

man, Eben is so amazing, i wish i could be more like him.

by Iffy Iguana June 22, 2022

Ebenezer Squeezer

An instance in which a gentleman has to squeeze the base of his phallus just tightly enough to prevent any excretion of urine, semen ,Budweiser, blood, or any other human bodily fluid from escaping the urethra during any event that involves heavy farts and/or defecation.

Especially popular around the winter holidays.

I got so excited when I met Tom Selleck and his mustache, That I completely forgot how to Ebenezer Squeezer, and I piss-shat everywhere, I made a total dick-ass in front of the nearly handicapped Magnum: P.I. cast.

by Lee Richards July 11, 2010

ebel

(verb) to perform with unusual efficiency. Usage generally derives from the Swiss watch brand.

I really ebeled that last test. I was done in five minutes.

by NaCly January 2, 2010

ebeka

a girl that isa thicc ass and is very cute.

im an ebeka

by ebeka May 31, 2020

ebelin

ebelin is a baddie and a queen stan her for clear skin she’s so amazing and if you ever meet her keep her as a friend bc yeah and also don’t mess with her bc like just no anyway she’s also very pretty and y’all could never be her her name is so rare so i mean she’s lucky this better get released so if you see this release this dumb bitch anyway stan ebelin she’s amazing love her❤️✨💅🏼

omg ebelin is such a baddie

by Lilireinhartlover January 31, 2021

Eben

Awesomely awesome person, in every respect. Awesome. Virtuoso of the South African Afrikaans language.

"Dude that guy is so awesome."
"Ya, that's Eben."

by captain pool May 7, 2010