Ebay Express

A mysterious black hole in cyberspace, which swallows up development dollars and causes sales to vanish into nothingness.

Hits to its URL are said by experts to be rarer than Bigfoot sightings.

I opted into Ebay Express six months ago and haven't sold a freaking thing since.

by Degu June 29, 2008

ebay bedroom warrior

A person who sells items on ebay or by other means over the Internet operating from their bedroom.

This persons online selling appearance is normally that of a larger company or someone operating from larger premises.

Person 1 "You fancy coming out for a few drinks tonight?"

Person 2 "Sorry I can't I have to pack up a load of parcels for stuff I sold online from my bedroom"

Person 1 "You are such an ebay bedroom warrior"

by grinderman March 22, 2011

ebay effect

When you get caught up in the moment of an auction or online purchase and buy something you don't really need.

Person 1: Uh why do you have 14 wine bottle stoppers?

Person 2: Ugh, i was shopping online and just had to have them, it's like my brain was taken over by the computer, stupid stupid ebay effect.

by Stoolie May 24, 2014

emaysia

Emaysia's can fight! But she will win. She is a very funny person with some beauty. She like to act crazy, but overall is a good friend.

Emaysia is trying out for the play.

by Dimond568 November 20, 2020

ebayer

Derogatory term used in online gaming (see MMORPG, MMOG) to describe someone who has not earned the equipment or character they are using. Often high-level players will use eBay to sell premium equipment they have earned in-game, or sometimes sell an entire account, with all characters and equipment, exchanging real-world money for in-game items. This practice is generally discouraged by the companies that produce and host the games. Someone who has acquired their character or gear in this way is generally recognizable by inept game-play, which would not be expected of someone who has actually earned their position.

Player 1: I just met this guy, a level 195 Enforcer wearing a full suit of living dragonscale armor, and he didn't even know how to find the shops in Old Athen.

Player 2: Just another clueless eBayer!

by Evac156 February 22, 2005

ebay ball dropper

A seller who sells something he doesn't have. Usually someone who plans to by locally with the buyers money and make a profit. Either the final bid is lower than the local cost, or the merchandise isn't available . Asking for a shipping date usually results in insults or threats but no shipping date.

Getting what I paid for from that ebay ball dropper was like pulling teeth.

by mikie the yorkie March 15, 2008

drunk ebaying

The process of drinking a shit ton of alcohol and buying random things off ebay.

Man Isk jfust dravnk 3 40s! Imd gojhna bjy pokhnom emferald! Imn not drunk ebaying!!!!!!11

by Syd Syd Syd November 6, 2009