Dwarfism

A fairly small person who is angry at the world because of how short he/she is. There may be a few side effects to this symptom including pouncing at people and constantly talking about how you’re actually the same height as a taller person/friend

Doctor: I’m not sure how to tell you this but... you have dwarfism.

Patient: SHUT UP MAN WE’RE THE SAME HEIGHT *jump attacks doctor*

by ABC_BOY July 8, 2018

Light Dwarf

50% more height, half the fat, double the gayness and 50% less anti-humans
near extinct species

Light Dwarf the next evolutionary downgrade of Dark dwarf

by dark dwarf October 18, 2008

porn dwarf

A small person who's only way to get sex would be to star in midget porn.

Where's that porn dwarf Lance gone now...

by The Scotsman September 28, 2005

lil dwarfy bae

A short and sexy woman that is 4'11 and under dress nice pretty nails, feet, wit nyce body

Oh kita yea datz my lil dwarfy bae

by Jlgotrockz January 19, 2022

gay midget dwarf

An alternate moniker for Tom Cruise. Properly abbreviated as GMD.

The gay midget dwarf and Katie Holmes are never going to get married!

by Xenu2001 July 7, 2006

Dwarf Clambake

A gangbang involving 7 or more dwarves and a full sized porn star.

Because of her aversion to "little people" Jenna Jameson was given an extra two million dollars for performing a Dwarf Clambake in the movie Midsummer Night's Ream.

by CumDaddy October 21, 2008

Gray Dwarf

Also known as Duergar, gray dwarves contain all of the worst traits of the dwarven races in one package. Duergar share little with thier less subterranean cousins, but they do have the same hardiness. Their foes find them just as hard to kill.

Tough buggars on the battlefield.

by smurf August 22, 2004