Driving Tourette's

The uncontrollable urge to swear at and flip obscene gestures at the assbag drivers all around you; verbal road rage.

I had a severe case of Driving Tourette's this morning with all the dipshits cutting me off and slamming their brakes for no apparent reason!

by Capoeira Guy June 16, 2010

driving the porcelain bus

Spewing into the toilet. You are on your knees and your hands are on the bowl(steering wheel). People who drive the bus are usually drunk and drive it very cautiously, they hold onto the steering wheels firmlyx

Did you hear mum driving the porcelain bus last night? It kept me awake for hours! Dad said she was drinking spumante- i guess she got the desired result.

by timbo6969 January 3, 2017

DriveThrough

The Leader of Lads

DriveThrough is pretty alright I guess

by ThatOneLonelyNASCARFan August 20, 2019

Laptop Drive of Shame

When you forget your laptop at home when you drive to work, and then have to drive back.

"Marc had to do the laptop drive of shame last Monday."
"Great. I left my laptop at my desk. Looks like I'll be doing the laptop drive of shame."

by ossftw August 6, 2008

Jazz Drive

A Hard Drive on any computer that contains a serious amount of Porn (Jazz)

There should be at least a 70 / 30 ratio in favour of the porn over everyday applications, like Windows

I must have over 70 Gig's of Porn on my Jazz Drive

by Baron Rouge February 5, 2009

3865 Cardinal Drive

Address of The Big Dog shotgun house dwelling where the rebel flag waves, GonJa is sucked and the split tail prosecutor is shown true southern justice!

The next time ATF boys come calling at 3865 Cardinal Drive a 419, 420, 422 and 420Z will be screamo from my Radio Scanner.

by Philip Marion Cary April 14, 2008

derivative drivel

Nonsensical and cumbersome discussion using arguments mostly derived from other people's work with little to no real understanding of the context.

Don't bore me with your derivative drivel on the subject you know very little about

by coldplasma January 15, 2017