Doucheberg

Someone who's level of Douchebaggery has has gotten so large that it's as big as an iceberg

Glenn Beck - Doucheberg
Rush Limbaugh - Doucheberg
Bill O'Reilly - Doucheberg
Dick Cheney - Total Doucheberg

by LeftyCoaster November 7, 2010

Douchejerkhole

Pronounced: Doosh-eh-jerrk-hole.

(Noun) One who emits the qualities of a douchebag, jerk and asshole all at once. Usually applied to someone with an apathetic, aloof or insensitive attitude.

(Adjective) Insensitive, rude.

Person 1: My puppy died. =(
Person 2: Oh well.
Person 1: You're a douchejerkhole!

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Person 1: He canceled our date and then went out to get blazed with his friends instead.
Person 2: What a douchejerkhole thing to do!

by Catherine_x69 April 24, 2008

doucheberry

Like a dingleberry is a turd that sticks to someone/somethings ass. A doucheberry is an ex partner who just won't go away, usually refering to a male ex(female ex's who exhibit this tendency are known as dinglebitches).

This girl I'm seeing keeps telling me her ex husband stakes out her house to see who she's dating, what a doucheberry he is.

by TripsDadisOne September 25, 2009

Douchederp

A person who's a cross between a douche-bag and a herp derp.

Bill is such a douchederp!

by ladymonsterxo December 15, 2010

Douchemerica

Douchemerica is the big piece of land in the east where all the douches live.

Inhabitants are the Douchebitaner and Indians.

I always wanted to go to Douchemerica!
Why?! only douchebags live there!

by Douchebitaner November 14, 2011

douchestronaught

one who is exploring new realms of douchebaggery

I'm impressed, Marty is quite the douchestronaught

by doucheprevention August 3, 2011

doucheberry juice

When a douchebag starts sweating because he knows the words coming out of his mouth are complete and utter bullshit.

Jason: Does Calvin even know what the hell he's talking about?
Colin: No...look he's sweating out doucheberry juice

by Jason696969 April 24, 2013