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douchestone

The most offensive word known to man. Outrageously vulgar. There is no context on earth in which this word would be appropriate. Anyone who speaks this word aloud is immediately struck with fire from heaven.
Shakespeare wrote extensively on the douchestones of his time.
by HeartbreakerWill April 18, 2019
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Dorchester

Place you should totally move too that is not dangerous in any way, shape, or form. ;)
I'm moving to Dorchester.
Lucky!
by shoyletuff November 4, 2022
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douchette

Anyone who has been influenced from a douche and has started to show signs of doucheism.

The son or daughter of a douche.
Sally, who hung out with Natasha the douche, started to show signs of becoming a douchette.
by pizza delivery guy October 19, 2008
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dorchester

A shitty place in England and a pretty cool place in the states.
Usually when the British name a place in the US, the place in the US becomes better, mainly because the British are a bunch of self loathing hipster clowns who are taught to hate themselves.
They are taught to hate themselves because they used to go all over the world and forcibly name places after crappy English towns.
The fact that Americans don’t hate themselves pisses off most Europeans who take great pride out of their self loathing.
They like to think the war in Iraq is imperialism, which they link to their imperialistic past and try to draw parallels between the two, and then get mad when they find that Americans do not hate themselves like they do.
Actually not all Europeans are bad - they are the 35% who like America, and the English chicks I hooked up with when I lived there. Yes, that is right, English girls chose a Yank over you.
In any event. The English probably don't like the American Dorchester because it is filled with Irish Americans and African Americans and we all know how the English treated their forebears.
Isn't there a place called Dorchester in England?
Who the F cares?
by poolooboyle October 24, 2006
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Douchester

A person who thinks they are supercool but are really a douche backwash.
That Kevin is such a douchester!
by poopetoes4u July 29, 2009
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Doucheterrent

I can't believe those creeps left us alone. You're quite an effective doucheterrent.
by Civixen March 11, 2008
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Douchette Baguette

A douche bag like chick that prefers to date douche bags.
Ali from the Bachelorette Season 6 is a Douchette Baguette.
by nrobin August 3, 2010
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