douchematician

A mathematician who tends to be an insufferable douchebag. Generally used playfully between friends or acquaintances, though it can also be used passive-aggressively to mask true feelings.

Chris is being a douchematician.

by Immaridel March 31, 2015

douchebagtastic

Someone who is incredibly fantastic at being the biggest douchebag imaginable

How was your date with Jimmy?
"Oh my God, he took me to McDonald's for dinner, said he forgot his wallet and after I paid for his dinner, he asked if I wanted to go out for drinks. He is absolutely douchebagtastic.

by KaySeeDubya October 16, 2017

douchekathot

a douchekathot is a person who exceeds the limits of a douche and a thot combined into one. therefore creating a DOUCHEKATHOT. they're stingy little buttholes who like to call you short stack and think they're the shit on the bricks. alrighty bye.

penis and vagina salad for the douchekathots.

by penis and vagina salad. March 6, 2019

douchenabler

A person who encourages and allows douchebag behavior

Mrs. Burrows is a douchenabler to her son

by Rachemu September 7, 2019

Douchematic

A person who naturally acts like a douche without knowledge of doing so.

My friend is always like a douche and doesn't know it. He's a real douchematic.

by ThatOneasshole25 December 13, 2019

Douchematic

Someone who naturally acts like a douche without the knowledge of doing so.

My friend is always a douche without knowing it. He is such a douchematic.

by ThatOneasshole25 December 13, 2019

Doucheflute

Morons who Vape because they are too big of pussies to smoke cigs like a real man.

Hey dude that's a nice doucheflute. Let's see if that thing fits in yer ass too because you clearly like things stuffed In there. Stupid fucktard.

by schweeby June 18, 2020