Lord Douchington III

Its in his blood to be a douche. The douchiest of the douche.

"I now pronounce you, Raymond Albert Torres Jr Lord Douchington III"

by hellhouse666 April 16, 2010

Douchebag Curl

The single curled strand of hair that remains after gelling back one's hair. This sort of curl is usually associated with someone who finds pleasure in other peoples misery. People who rock this hair style have been known to wear dark colored pin stripe suits, bowler hats, and reek of cologne.

The business man with the douchebag curl, leveled an orphanage to make room for a potential Wal-Mart Supercenter parking lot.

"Man....George must have woken up with a douchebag curl. He kicked sand in that little girls face, peed on that Ginger Family, and stole my root beer."

by Peacock Dragon December 8, 2009

Douchebag Delight

The reigning king and or queen of all douchedom. Can be abbrevaited DBD.

Paris Hilton sure is a douchebag delight..

by Jessi and Rachel October 4, 2006

douchebagette

Simply put: a female douche bag

Dude, your mom is a douchebagette for not letting us build a tree fort

by whatsupguy May 28, 2010

Von Douchebag

a pretender, poser, someone who tries to be something they are not, a fraud or imposter

Look at that puny kid wearing that chain and trucker hat... what a Von Douchebag!

by Arielle Brittani December 3, 2005

Douchebagadonia

A small country bordered by Fucktardistan and Assholonia

I met Ryan Seacrest in at the Fucktardistan airport on his way to Assholinia, and had a layover in Douchebagadonia.

by The Timmeh April 4, 2009

Douchebag Jar

Popularized in the series premiere of the Fox show "New Girl."

A jar into which a person puts money after he or she says or does something a douchebag would do.

(to a female friend)
Guy: I know you've been through a lot, but I'd still totally do you.
Girl: Really? That's so nice...
Girl and other Guys: DOUCHEBAG JAR!!

by ynnoj123 September 21, 2011