A man you married because you loved him and thought he loved you back. Until he suffered a mid-life crisis and met someone cuter, skinnier, richer or hornier and decides to dump you off in another state without support, cuts off your alimony and sleeps with your best friend on the down low.
Sophia "Hey girl, why you lookin so depressed the last few months? Come out dancinggg with us!!"
Heather "OMG Sophie, IDK..I wish I could afford it, but working these 3 jobs has got me exhausted..."
Sophia "Girrrrl....this is all cause of your EX-DOUCHEBAND Remind me never to get married..."
Heather "OMG Sophie, IDK..I wish I could afford it, but working these 3 jobs has got me exhausted..."
Sophia "Girrrrl....this is all cause of your EX-DOUCHEBAND Remind me never to get married..."
by ChristyLeeHughes August 14, 2010
Get the EX-DOUCHEBAND mug.I met Ryan Seacrest in at the Fucktardistan airport on his way to Assholinia, and had a layover in Douchebagadonia.
by The Timmeh April 4, 2009
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Popularized in the series premiere of the Fox show "New Girl."
A jar into which a person puts money after he or she says or does something a douchebag would do.
A jar into which a person puts money after he or she says or does something a douchebag would do.
(to a female friend)
Guy: I know you've been through a lot, but I'd still totally do you.
Girl: Really? That's so nice...
Girl and other Guys: DOUCHEBAG JAR!!
Guy: I know you've been through a lot, but I'd still totally do you.
Girl: Really? That's so nice...
Girl and other Guys: DOUCHEBAG JAR!!
by ynnoj123 September 21, 2011
Get the Douchebag Jar mug.Guitar Douchbag is the guy who goes to a party and pulls ALL the tail due to his guitar playing “skills.” So say some guy is there and being all charming and telling jokes and is the life of the party, then guitar douchebag comes in and sits down in the corner with his guitar and starts strumming a few notes, then goes into full on song with lyrics. You don’t even really need to know how to play well. You really only need to mix in like 3 chords, you can even make up the song on the spot. The panties will drop faster than the eye can see.
I was the life of the party, everyone was loving my jokes, then guitar douchebag came in and stole all the chicks right from under us.
by KFC Frank May 15, 2008
Get the Guitar Douchebag mug.A "digital expert" that works for an advertising agency. Usually has a title like Digital Producer, Digital Manager, Social Media Manager or Digital Strategy Advisor.
Their job usually involves spending all their time looking for "cool shit" on the internet and charging you large amounts of money to show you a bunch of Youtube clips or provide a report that advises you to set up a Facebook account for your company.
Their job usually involves spending all their time looking for "cool shit" on the internet and charging you large amounts of money to show you a bunch of Youtube clips or provide a report that advises you to set up a Facebook account for your company.
Joe: Wow that Digital Douchebag down at the agency sent me a link to this awesome video! Did you know that China will soon become the number one English speaking country in the world?
Qamar: O shit. Fatboy Slim. Awesome!
Joe: Awesome!
Qamar: Awesome!
Qamar: O shit. Fatboy Slim. Awesome!
Joe: Awesome!
Qamar: Awesome!
by Ilav Gäeseks May 21, 2011
Get the Digital douchebag mug.One who hunts large wild animals without preperation, training or regards to his own (and other's) safety.
A douchebag hunter, and a hunting party, with high powered rifles manages to get attacked by a leopard.
by Rhemis June 19, 2010
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Named after Evel Knievel known for his estreme stunts and general disregard for gravity.
Named after Evel Knievel known for his estreme stunts and general disregard for gravity.
"That guy's dog just shit in my yard and he just left it!"
"Damn. He's obviously a Douchebag Knievel"
"Damn. He's obviously a Douchebag Knievel"
by dudeguybroman February 3, 2012
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