Dookus

SHIT!

Example 1:
Me: i took a huge dookus today

Example 2:
Me: that bitch took a wicked dookus in my house and didn't flush. then she said she wasn't ready for a relationship because i wasn't mature enough for her.

Example 3:
Jeremy: I want to go back to my house because i have to take a dookus!
Max: dude it's no big deal, just take a dookus at my house!
Jeremy: well my dookus tends to stink a lot!
Max: So does your mom's goose knuckle
Jeremy: i'm gonna dookus on your face!
Max: Fine!

by Mr. Bananagan January 23, 2011

hipster doofus

Trendy, "cool guy" that, while certainly trendy, isn't all that cool. Easily distinguished by his semi-cool wardrobe worn badly after watching one too many episodes of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy"

Wow, check out all the hipster doofuses and their mesh-backed trucker hats.

by surlyboi September 7, 2003

dookus

Someone who is unintelligent, stupid, and extremely foolish.

Shut up dookus

Youz a dookus

Kid's gotta be the biggest dookus I've ever seen

by mjmj October 19, 2007

DoomJuice

As the virus goes. The load that made you woman pregnant.

While talking to his friends Dave told them that the doomjuice hit the spot and that he would be a father soon.

by VD February 11, 2004

doofus

goofy, used in a teasing manner.

Hey doofus! Stop being silly and get over here!

by Neurotic Newman March 11, 2009

dooje

An enormous penis, the opposite of a spiddler

Feni has a dooje

by tom howard February 6, 2003

doofus

Democrats Obeying Obama For Universal Socialism (DOOFUS)

Support Prez. Obama! Be a DOOFUS!

by Boatrocker March 25, 2010