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Doink Doink Clusterfuck

When two professional sports teams play during same time, causing traffic, metro, and bar congestion.z
Both the Nats and DC United play at home on Sunday..that is gonna cause a doink doink clusterfuck.
by Angry Pirate 🏴‍☠️ October 3, 2019
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Doink

A person who is acting in a stupid manner. Usually used when your parents are around and you can't curse.
by Fluffybeltran June 7, 2011
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Doinking

Doinking is trying to meet an objective that is most likely a waste of time, such as placing a square peg in a round hole.

Another situation you may find the word is when you are trying to create something out of what was seen as useless junk beforehand.

Some times, what you create after doinking is called a jerry-rig.
I was doinking with my broken computer when I realized I could use it to make an awesome belt.

When you're doinking around with an open receptical, be sure to use a plastic butter knife in the sockets and not a metal one.
by Xackery September 16, 2008
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Doink

unlike boinking someone, which consists of vaginal sex, doinking would be taking the less traveled road on a wimb. aka baby got back.
she wouldn't let me boink her so i doinked her!
by djkak February 16, 2009
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Doinking

e.g Boy:Your So Fit, Fuck Me This Friday
Girl: Your So Doinking Me :L
by DorothyMayBest February 9, 2009
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Doink

Doink can have the same meaning as "cool" or "awesome." Used to describe something you like.
Dude, that car is so "doink!"
by CR life April 25, 2009
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doinks

Very short shorts, especially cutoff jeans with the pockets hanging below the cutoff line. Used only for men.
I know it's hot, today, but does gary really need to be wearing doinks and showing so much leg?
by Rake In Hell August 2, 2012
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