Doink

When you shove your fingers half way some poor fellow's butt hole. Bonus points are added for when they clench up their butt cheeks.

Jim gave Mary a doink so hard, she almost shat herself.

by camdizzle14 May 30, 2016

Doink

A marijuana blunt.

We out here smokin' big doinks in Amish.

by normiesbtfo October 7, 2017

Doink

A dick.

A penis.

🍆

Swinging doinks.

That’s a fucking huge doiiiiink!

by Jlabxo April 21, 2018

Doink

A way of life

I’m gonna doink you in the mouth- Greg H.

by Doink Daddy June 19, 2018

Doink

A word used as a substitute for any word needed, particularly drugs, toes, peni, and Listorene mouth wash. Mostly used by 13 year-old children pulling an all-nighter at their friend's birthday party. Side effects include but are not limited to: uncontrollable farting and laughing, as well as psychedelic delusions, and the uncontrollable temptation to watch Youtube.

WARNING!: May cause permanent brain damage.

My doink is huge!

by Kariaze June 20, 2018

Doink

A doink is another word for a joint or weed.

Let’s smoke a big doink

by Haza18 March 6, 2018

Doink

A word to be used contextually in almost any situation and interchangeably with almost any word, often in a positive context.

1. Yo this doink goes stupid hard
2. Hit her with that doink bro
3. That doink was so crazy

by Sticky1997GMCSuburban May 11, 2018