dogaracts

Cataracts in dogs

My dog cannot see, I think he has dogaracts

by Desmond Doggie November 1, 2022

Dogan

The control room of one's mind, where they can control their emotions and bodily functions. These controls are generally in the form of large dials and knobs, though can occasionally be seen as sliders or other mechanisms. Originally in Stephen King's Dark Tower series.

Last night I went to the Dogan 'cause I was feeling down and turned the Happy/Sad knob to 6 Happy.

by M4d Baumer January 3, 2010

dogasaur

a giant dog, such as a great dane.

That 130 pound dog of mine is a real dogasaur!

by SteveYO March 26, 2009

dogaloo

1) a dog igloo for dogs who live in cold weather; 2) a hipster term for a dog

hey look at that cool dogaloo over there

by hipsterdad January 28, 2017

ur dog a frog

The absolute fucking pinnacle of insults not only will they just be utterly demolished, this will cause the Mariana Trench to rupture and the Yellowstone Volcano to erupt. Then when all is said and done, the fucking moon will collide with the earth on the exact spot of the person who has been insulted.

Tim: Dude, fuck you.
Joe: Ur dog a frog.
Tim: What...?
Joe: *engulfed in flames*
*Yellowstone begins erupting as the world slowing falls into pieces from the Mariana Trench rupturing*
*The moon collides with the earth on the exact spot of Tim*

by Mother__Goose May 18, 2018

ur dog a log

Only to be used in extreme, dire situations, in which every phrase in your arsenal has been either used, exhausted, or turned against you. This is the ultimate comeback which, once uttered triggers a chain reaction of events that collapses the sun, destroys the Milky Way galaxy, and ends all life in the universe as we know it. This is final. This is The End.

John:Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur brother mother, ur sister mister, ur grandpap a trap, ur ancestors incestors, and your family tree LGBT.
Henry: You've left me no choice.
John: Wait stop I didn't mean any o-.
Henry: It's too late. You've doomed us all.
John:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Henry:ur dog a log.
*Gunshots sound, screams in the distance, sirens can be heard from afar. The moon has ceased to exist. The galaxy is spiraling 200000x faster, tearing itself and everything around it apart at rapid speeds. The end of the universe has come. There is no salvation. God has left the server.

by KingKonguptheAss June 6, 2018

dogamatic

a car or truck that is an automatic transmission that is slow

that pos truck is dogamatic!

by ottoman711 August 28, 2009