Dodge Dynasty

A classic American car made by Dodge in the late 80's to the early 90's. Defined by it's classic boxy stature and reliability, it also has been known to survive many crashes leaving the other car totaled. Based on the k-car, the chassis that brought Chrysler back from the edge of demise, it's designer is most likely dead from seeing his/her car on the road and offing his/her self or from an average citizen stepping up to the plate to kill the person who designed such a "classic" car. The interior was lined with amazing velour and faux wood that to this day rattles as the car is driven. The interior plastics/glues have been know to give way leaving the feel of total quality and safety. The transmission on the 3.3L is known to be very troublesome, but only add value and charisma to an already amazing car. The Chrysler New Yorker was the Chrysler variant of the Dynasty. From earlier commercials it could be said that it was marketed as a luxurious European touring sedan, and that is what it is know as to this day. All around it is one of the best cars ever made on the planet earth.

Person 1 : What's that racket?
Person 2 : Oh ya, that's Jose's Dodge Dynasty, his parents wanted to embarrass him so he would lose all his friends.
Person 1 : Well they did a good job, cause I'm not going to be seen with someone driving a classic Dodge Dynasty. Let's go before he sees us!

by realguitarHERO October 17, 2008

Bandwagon Dodge

The act of deliberately immersing yourself in the source material of a soon-to-be-released film adaptation so that you can claim to have been a fan before the film. This means that even if the film is good and people like it, you can tell them that it "wasn't as good as the original novel/comic/whatever" and feel smugly superior in your broader understanding of the franchise as if you were a genuine long-term fan.

When I heard they were making a film of Kick-Ass, I performed a Bandwagon Dodge by reading the original comics and then telling all my friends after we'd seen and enjoyed the film that I thought it "was good, but lacked the realistic grittiness and intellectual thematic content of the original comic" which I had read about a week earlier.

by Robanes June 2, 2010

dodge

a place everyone wants to get the hell out of..

"nobody that graduates from my school goes to an out of state college. fuck that, i'm getting the hell out of dodge..."

no, dodge is not the name of my town. it's just an expression

by |< /\ /\/ 3 |> |-| /-\ /\/ June 25, 2005

Dodgebag

Any person who owns a Dodge truck and modifies the stock lift with blocks and larger tires. Such modifications do not make your vehicle more greater or more powerful than other real trucks on the road...so please pull over and park that POS.

Hey look at that big black cloud of smoke i wonder what that came from Joe?!! I dont know it probably was from one of those young douchbags in his daddys truck trying to look like a badass. Yeah what a fucking Dodgebag

by GMClookatme July 25, 2011

dodge

Dorchester Ontario Canada

johnny: where ya from?
dave: Dodge
johnny: oh, Im sorry...

by lostreign June 27, 2006

Dodge Aries

Old reliable square-ass pimp-mobile made between 1981 and 1989. Sporting either a 4 cylindar, or a 4 cylindar this car bosts 0-60 times of atleast 14seconds - The Dodge Aries is not a foe to be recconed with.
And avaliable with 2, 4 or 5 doors; who could want more!

My great great grandmother drove a Dodge Aries.. Untill she got her vision corrected.

by jeff, no, the other one January 12, 2008

dodgeball

One if the best games ever invented, mabe PE worthwhile, should not have been banned just because a few weaklings complain when they are hit with a ball, stupid schools

by Samuari October 27, 2003