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Dixter

if you know someone who's name is Dixter, his last name might be Joel or Majikut. The way he speak is very smooth and a total sweet talker. Dixter is someone you can define as a living God and even He Himself claim that he was sent from heaven by God himself. He only deal with Satanic Culture which is something extremely dangerous as it was his mission from God. For conclusion, Dixter has huge penis.
Billy: Have you pray to Dixter today?
Kim: Not yet.
Billy: Well you better pray to Him before He come for your ass!
by MagicWordsOnlyMe November 24, 2021
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distortohead

A somewhat childlike sounding description of a person’s compromised mental state when they are clearly distorting things.
Well there’s no doubt, Dad, that you were suffering with a severe case of distortohead when you took us on that trip to the edge of Kilauea back in September of 2021!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2023
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Distoria

1.) Being at peace with experiencing the human experience; to live a life that will never be re-experienced.

2.) To freely live a purposefully ardor life; to live as one pleases.
1.) "The woman found peace the day she accepted the spontaneity of her distoria."

2.) "The day they came out of the closet they started a life of distoria."
by gigglebean June 21, 2023
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cognitive distortion

an instance in which our minds trick us into believing a falsehood, or something that is not true.
girl 1: i dont want to go to the party! everyone will laugh at my dress.
girl 2: you don't know that! you're jumping to conclusions; and that's a cognitive distortion.
by crestfallendays July 31, 2018
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blond distortion

An experiance by a hetero man when he sees a girl with long blond hair. The girl may or may not be fugly but he will but unsure for sometime.
She is really a brute, when I banged here I was under blong distortion.
by Maximus August 6, 2003
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dictory

Achieving victory in any competition by being a dick.
His dictory was tainted by the fact that he was a fucking asshole about it.
by pascha10 May 17, 2011
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Distort Entetainment

A amazing Record label with the best bands in the world
by mitchell January 26, 2005
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