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Digestion

The process in the alimentary canal by which food is broken up physically, as by the action of the teeth, and chemically, as by the action of enzymes, and converted into a substance suitable for absorption and assimilation into the body.
Bill digestion his father after becoming a cannibal.
by Milfs love me December 11, 2011
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Divstarr

A diomand geeza. very funny individual who has the way with the ladies. Someone who's hairpeice seems to change color everytime you see him.

Will act as below:
Someone who can get any woman he wants, or can shag them anytime any place. Including up against a postbox.
by Ernie October 15, 2004
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digestion walk

Thing old people and hipsters do after they have had a large meal.
My boyfriend and I took a digestion walk to the cemetery after lunch.
by Jan Jaap May 12, 2014
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Cat Devestator

One who,in any way, pwns cats.
CAT STOMP- War cry of a Cat Devestator
by Jimmy Needles January 18, 2009
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Sports Collectors Digest

A once-great publication which sold its soul for advertising dollars. Bad news about its sponsors now mysteriously pass without mention.

See also shill.
Man, I used to respect Sports Collectors Digest before they sold out.
by Degu October 21, 2008
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digestif

(n.) An alcholic beverage consumed after a meal, in theory it is said that a digestif helps in the digestion process.
Cognac is my favorite digestif!
by Chameleon Chief April 5, 2007
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Divestor

A black woman who puts herself first. Divestors walk away from toxic behaviors in the black community.

Said toxicity can include: nonreciprocal struggle love for the sake of "black love", being activist warriors for a group of men who don't protect them, baby momma culture, etc. Divestors avoid toxic black people (particularly the men, who are black women's number one victimizers. "Unicorns" are so rare that vetting is not worth it).

A divestor is not male-identified or conventionally "woke" like many black women can be. She is not bound to any unwritten rules of "Blackistan". Divestors care deeply about black women as a demographic (especially in the context of black femicide + DV), but may avoid some individual black women due to their proximity to toxic black male worship.

Many divestors date interracially and leave the hood, but it's a myth that divestment's ethos is to date a white man. A divestor can be: happily single, childfree, w/ a Latino or Asian man, a co-parenting mom, middle class, minimalist, and even a lesbian.

Divestors have a growth, wellness, and self-preservation mindset. Healing/healed from traumas related to the black community. Young divestors tend to focus on their educational goals. Older divestors tend to focus more on their physical health and newfound freedom.

A divestor loves her blackness, but not the BS that comes with it. She is not a tribalist and knows "black power" is about black men.

She can be from anywhere in the diaspora.
Divestor's Sister: "You ackin' funny because you dating out. You think you better than us with all them degrees. You ain't on Instagram no mo', I don't know what you be doing. Octavius been trying to get with you for the longest. He ain't got no churren and he ain't in any run-ins with the law"

Divestor: "Is that the bare minimum? That doesn't make any person a 'good man'. I'm with someone treats me well, has an equivalent educational level, has real interests and hobbies outside of social media/rap/sneakers/weed/hustling, and doesn't have weird views on how our relationship dynamic should be just because I'm a black woman. My man cooks for me, admires my accomplishments rather than compete with me, and is doing very well at providing infrastructure for our future life. I stopped being on Instagram because you kept posting celebrities and dusty men with podcasts.
by TheTruthHurts08 June 9, 2022
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