velvet ditch

A place that is easy to fall into and hard to crawl out of.

Oxford, Mississippi is known as the velvet ditch.

People fall in love with Oxford, MS and never want to leave, aka it's a velvet ditch.

by Visit Oxford MS February 23, 2021

Shit n' Ditch

Shit n' Ditch is the act of using the restroom at a restaurant, convenience store, drug store etc, and leaving right after you 'do your duty'. It's just meant as a pit stop to relieve yourself, and it often causes awkward stares with the employees working there, who know you're not going to buy anything. Sometimes you can't use a restroom because the facility might have it reserved for customers only. This would be considered an unsuccessful Shit n' Ditch, and you would have to find another place, quickly.

1. "Dude where were you?"
"Sorry, I did a Shit n' Ditch in the Chipotle across the street."
"Oh ok."

2. "Hey is there a restaurant around here? I need to do a quick Shit n' Ditch."

by inalavalamp August 29, 2012

ditcher

a person who makes plans with a person/group but flops last minute. pulls a no-show or changes the plans entirely so that it does not include the person he/she promised to chill with before.

"Yea she said we should go to the mall today but she called just now and said she had something better to do and can't make it. She's such a ditcher!"

by ditcher July 23, 2006

Ditch

Run away from, abandon, someone/a situation, usually not a good thing. Usually without one's knowledge.

"They ditched him while he was watching a movie."
"This is really boring, let's ditch"

by Gdgfdg December 29, 2007

Oyster Ditch

Vagina; Possibly inspired by the alleged resmblance between a pussy and an oyster. This term, along with several others, was popularized by the Bloodhound Gang song, "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" (F-U-C-K in Phoenetics).
*Not a term one would use in serious conversation

"Cattle prod the oyster ditch with the lap rocket" -"Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo"
or
Jack: Did you do her up the ass?
Marc: no, but she let me have some of the oyster ditch

by WestCoastLisa January 3, 2006

Kitchen Ditchen

Phrase used by "The Situation" on Jersey Shore to ditch hooking up with a grenade. While the girl is in the bathroom you leave the room and head for the kitchen. Then find somewhere else to sleep.

I was with a grenade so I used the kitchen ditchen to get out of it

by Ya Boy 912 January 19, 2011

hurler in the ditch

Giving advice to people who are actually doing the work and judging them for the work they are doing.

Stop it you hurler in the ditch.

by steezedout March 31, 2011