The person that was initially the designated driver who acts drunk and leaves the bar so the local cop follows him and pulls him over while all the other drunks leave the bar while the cop is busy with the designated distraction.
Bob, the sober one, leaves the bar and pretends that he has a hard time putting the key in the lock...then sits there for a moment leaning over the steering wheel. He drives out of the parking lot of the bar and the cop follows him as he drives just a hair under the speed limit and sways a bit, but still maintains the lane. The cop can't stand it so he pulls Bob over and asks Bob if he has been drinking. Bob says "No officer...I have not." Of course...while cop is busy with Bob...all the other people leave the bar. Then the cop gives Bob the sobriety test and finds out he really is OK and Bob says..."I told you that I had not been drinking...I am tonight's Designated Distraction.
by Flamewalker June 29, 2013
When you ask your distracted manager (interrupted by skype, email, cell phone call, etc) half-heartedly approves your request in order to make you go away.
When I talked to Sylvia this morning, I got a distracted approval to go ahead with the plans. But I better remind her about it.
by textwoman April 28, 2011
by Richardo Cabesa March 22, 2017
Ethan "Bro she is definitely pulling some sort of attraction distraction on you!"
Jonah "Man stop lying and get yourself a girl like mine."
Jonah "Man stop lying and get yourself a girl like mine."
by Suscucumber May 11, 2020
a method of theivary often used by gypsies when one person distracts and the other takes the possesion. its a very old trick but it works.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e September 28, 2005
After her fiancee went home see went to take a shower and was so horny she had to make her mind wander for some distraction thoughts.
by wat thehell January 23, 2008
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