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directories

Noun. Army slang for the paths of descent upon an enemy.
"Roger Wilco, Samson. Our directory is oh-5-7-6-3-1-3-3-7. Would-you-like-to go grab a coffee after the show?"
by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005
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band director

Fat guy with huge ass man tits who directs a band. Often wears Hawaiian Shirts because he is too fat for anything else. They were often queers in school, and no one liked them.
Dude, that band director makes Pamela Anderson's tits look tiny.
by RaawB July 12, 2007
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B2B Directory

Businessimpex.com is a extensive online b2b directory of indian exporters, importers,manufacturer, wholesalers, suppliers of apparels, bicycle, auto parts, motor parts, fasteners, Forging, machine tools, power press, generators, briquette plants, Generators, hand tools and other engineering components.
Businessimpex is a extensive online b2b directory of indian exporters, importers,manufacturer, wholesalers, suppliers of apparels, bicycle, auto parts, motor parts, fasteners, Forging, machine tools, power press, generators, briquette plants, Generators, hand tools and other engineering components.
by Mick Denny May 21, 2011
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movie director

slang for someone on the influence of any substance of drug
Max is a movie director, look at him shacking on the floor
by rainey55 January 5, 2006
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no spank bank directory

a list you keep of the two baggers, psycho women, feminists, butterfaces, reverse butterfaces and other such women you shouldn't date. this no spank bank directory can be shared with other guys in your posse to forewarn them that these women are not date-worthy.
i do my fellow men a service by keeping a no spank bank directory to protect men from these hose monsters who can get basic instinct on you.
by Chris Norton January 29, 2009
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sales director

A position created by Managing Director's so straight that the need to adhere to the government's typo stating "75% of all employees SHOULD BE mentally impaired" including management! be stuck to.

a position filled by men so dumb and grossly incompetent at carring out the said job description, that they would find it impossible to sell food to a starving bi-afron or oxygen to a resident of Auschwitz.

In sort and for the benefit of the other 75% "CUNT"
by Anonymous August 28, 2003
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actor-director package deal

directors that hire the same actors sometimes for every movie
Seth Rogen in Anchorman and Knocked Up was an actor-director package deal.
by theoriginalallison December 16, 2008
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