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Dimitri Noodles

Dimitri Newls is a skinny lax and tennis player who is also very good at basketball. He is a HypeGod who will post a video on Snapchat of their one assist in a game.
Did that kid tell everyone to pull up to his JV basketball game on Instagram? He is for sure a Dimitri Noodles.
by Jimmy Gregfarts February 19, 2020
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Dimitri

My plug is selling Dimitri now, shit put me in another dimension
by don’tknowwhattoputhere September 2, 2021
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DIMITRI

Who you might ask, is Dimitri ???
Well let me tell u With his God-like stature,& eyes you could get lost in 4 days(because believe me I have)He is without a doubt, the perfect gentleman.He may have high standards, those of which he will not be shy to define..But if he knows where your loyalties lie..u never know he might let that slide.He might as well be a God.(Rumor has it that he is Greek,what coincidence)Cause everyone worships the ground he walks upon..As soon as he enters a room,instantaneously, the energy changes, and&you will feel drawn towards him..(or be staring at him with your mouth wide open)But gaining his attention is not that easy.. 4 those elite few who have,trust me, we earned it.But never get on his bad side. Just like any God on Mount Olympus, he doesn't get mad often, but when he does, LIGHTNING WILL STRIKE!! & really all he'd have 2 do is just blink an eye..& he would say.."Hey everyone, tell this mortal 2 kiss his ass Goodbye"..(lol)Never tell him a lie..& as long as u r always on his side, &u r without a doubt his ride or die..u will vow 2 honor & defend him without a second thought in your mind..Then perhaps u will be privileged enough 2 c his hidden side, the Honest, Caring, Sweet, Kind-Hearted, Extremely Intelligent, A Little Wierd..(but aren't we all, I think he likes that) Loving, & Compassionate Man.So Ladies & guys that think that they r Gentlemen..(u know who u r. anyone who's not Dimitri,lol)Thats who I believe Dimitri is...
Hey, you know that guy Dimitri?
Which one?What do you mean, which one? "'There can be only one' DIMITRI." Lol.
BUT GOOD LUCK BECAUSE HE'S ALL MINE!!!!!!
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Dimitri

Hot sexy beast who is the definition of more mass = the bigger the attraction
by Orcaballer January 2, 2024
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Dimitri

Dimitri is a gigachad. Sigma male. Owner of the brotherhood. Main enemy of the wicked witch of the west.
"Dude, you just got kicked out of the brotherhood."
"By whom?"
"Dimitri."
by MayoMonster May 26, 2023
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Dimitris Chapo

Dimitris Chapo is a really sexy and intelligent guy , he flirts with everyone and hooks up in a daily basis , sometimes he can be a big asshole , especially when you take his drugs away from him.
"-Give me back my cocaine or I'll kill you."
"-common dont be a Dimitris Chapo."
by Fjfudusjsk November 20, 2021
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Dimitri

Dimitri just hit the second tower
by Obamas_fav_daddy November 21, 2023
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