dildoesque

A rarely uttered adjective used to clearly convey that someone or something is reminiscent of a dildo.

My, that is a strikingly beautiful building, it is entirely dildoesque!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 13, 2021

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dildocio

The talk, actions, or behavior of dildos

This feat of dildocio is worthy of The Donaldo.

Oh, the dildacity!

by mahatmaKaneJeeves August 16, 2012

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1) <Slang> A plastic or metal substitute for a man's erected penis; Sometimes is equiped with a vibration feature; Usually designed to be much larger than a normal human male's penis

2) <botany> A columnar cactaceous plant of the West Indies (Cereus Swartzii)

1) I bought her a dildo and a pair of slippers, so if she doesnt like the slippers, she can go fuck herself.

2) -That plant is so columnar
-hey man, we're in the west indies
-whoa >_>

by Matt's Mom November 1, 2006

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dildo sub

A “miniature submarine” that is more like a giant dildo. A “generous” man named Elongated Musket sent one to the Tham Laung caves in Thailand to rescue the trapped football team, but it was a fucking giant dildo so the rescue team was like “nah fuck that shit” and told the musk to gtfo.

“Ay man, you heard about Elongated Musket’s submarine?”
“You mean that fucking dildo sub?”

by thelegendofsql September 3, 2018

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