raining dildos

When it's raining so hard that it hurts to be outside, and it may as well be raining something hard and pointy, like dildos.

When it rains hard in Wilmington, it may as well be raining dildos because it's somewhat painful.

by Meridi October 2, 2012

Ice cream and dildos

A phrase used to describe anything that is easy and/or enjoyable. Implies long periods of laziness, eating, and other justified forms of slacking off.

Similar to the sayings "a piece of cake" or "easy as pie," only better.

Denise just won the lottery! Man, her life's gonna be ice cream and dildos from here on out.

by b&byc&kes January 7, 2017

Scoring Dildos

The art of scoring dildos pertains to the common act of getting mad bitches.

Chris: if I didn't have a girlfriend I could be scoring dildos right now

by sean sheldon January 16, 2008

two dildos

The most dangerous set of weapons known to man.

How do you defend yourself against a man with two dildos?

by RySenkari July 10, 2009

dildostain

A common insult, reffering to the stain of a dildo.

Last night i got dildostained by Tommy's dildo, that was earlier fed to Landon's dirty snatch, petrifying pink, greasy gash, contaigous cooter, or cancerous cunt.

by Travis Klunder April 22, 2006

dildout

On a hot ass LSD trip while boning a crack whore

'Yo bitch, i took a shit load of acid and i'm looking to dildout'
'How much crack do you have you rare ass mother fucker'

by Sam Faulkner and Jonny Bell May 30, 2006

dildoslapper

A Doosh, whackamo-er or a burns

Burns your such a dildoslapper

by Mike Hunt April 2, 2004