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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025

dicksuckeyes

hamster round eyes (the opposite of squinty shrew eyes) that occur when an individual is looking up at something / someone / nothing in particular. something akin to one of Puss In Boots' special attack moves or secret techniques from the movie 'Shrek...' may occur when performing fellatio, making the performer seem more attractive.

someone spray painted 'dicksuckeyes.jpg' on the wall of my school when I was a kid. I think they fancied the principal. weird thing is... it was in 1990.

by somethingplex1 December 29, 2011

Dicksterity

The ability preform complex tasks with one hand whilst masturbating with the other.

Tyler showed great dicksterity while playing his video games and caressing his genitals.

by Cmill August 25, 2014

Ducksucker

1: When u suck feathers off a duck and put it up ur ass to do anal
2: Ppl say this instead of fucksucker and shit like that.

Man 1: wanna be a ducksucker
Man 2: whats that
Random ass girl: its anal with duck feathers bitch
Man 2: y tf would i want to put my cock in a duck's ass
shawty: idk but ill let u put those crispy mcnuggets in my ass

by idk what to make my name June 26, 2020

Dicksmoker

Any college class a professor schedules past 5pm, particularly one you have to take for your major.

"Ugh, I have to take this math class from 6:15 to 8:00, and it's the only time that I can take it with my schedule"
"Damn bro, that's a total dicksmoker"

by elgamel September 12, 2022

dickjoker

An individual who indulges in anecdotes about the male genitalia way too often.

Jack: “my dick is so big it needs its own dedicated heart!”

“Amber: hi you have such an amazing package there, are those only balls or there’s a stick to it?”

Amber is such a dickjoker.

by WillyWankerAndTheDildoFactory August 5, 2023

Dicksperimenting

Used to describe the first time a man decides to play around with another man's genitals, usually at a time in one's life where they are finding their way sexually.

Guys, I am not gay. I was just dicksperimenting.

by Pucas Leters March 21, 2024