Dickstache

A fake mustache drawn of the head of your penis as a means to enhance your love life.

Knowing she came from a Third World nation, I decided to surprise her with a nicely drawn Dickstache.

by Mochicho February 10, 2009

dickstain

Person that is beneath contempt - needs to work his (or her) way up to be a douchebag

"Hey, Lorelei, there's some guy waving to you from across the street. Who is it?"

"Oh my god, let's get outta here, I don't wanna have to talk to that dickstain!!!"

by Goosehammer September 21, 2009

Dickstacted

Dickstracted.distacted by a fine girl.

That fool got dickstacted and left us.

by Motaknova817 April 3, 2020

dickbant

banter that is focused around the subject of 'dicks' and other definitions for ones manhood.

"i've seen a whole football teams worth of dick!" is a classic example of dickbant

by lovekatbby25 October 2, 2009

Dickstitch

When you’ve ridden so much dick that you give yourself a stitch.

Me: “Yo Meggsie Jo, you coming out?”
Meggsie Jo: “In a second, I’ve got a dickstitch, I’m stretching it out”

by Nicki G February 14, 2018

Dickshat

If an person shits themselves during anal sex the penetrating partner has been dickshat.

It was some of the best anal sex I’d ever had until I was dickshat by him.

by Lesbian Icon March 14, 2021

Dickstilts

A sturdy piece of wood used to keep a penis erect. Before medications such as Cialis and Viagra people used Dickstilts.

Hey man wanna come over later and pound my ass? Only if you remember your Dickstilts last time you couldn't stay hard.

by Dick Liquor September 25, 2021