Dickratio

The Dick to clam ratio at any given event.

Dude 1: I really wish there was more clam to slam in here.
Dude 2: Yeah, I'd love to bruise some seafood tonight.
Dude 3: DICKPARTY! (Bad Dickratio)

by TheDaggers March 7, 2008

dickriding capper

this nigga name jayden

this dickriding capper always lying cuz he ain’t got shi to do wit his life

by Janiel padaniel January 7, 2022

Dicknitized

When a penis is good in length/wirth and it's easier for a person to fall in love quickly. Simply because it’s pleasurable, handsome and pretty.

Jamila got dicknitized immediately after being intimate with her significant other.

by Rah February 10, 2018

Dicknetic

the property of a girl, or her attributes, to attract dicks.

Those heels are fucking dicknetic!

by zombiehunter951 September 26, 2010

dickification

The act of decorating ones self with phallic symbols and adornments

That bitch went through some dickification and is now ready for her bachelorette party.

by EFFYOUBUDDY May 6, 2011

Dickriding Buttjockey

You

You are a Dickriding Buttjockey

by WorseThanHitler January 19, 2021

dicktickle

when you get a slight itch on your dick :)

excuse me ma'am but I have a dicktickle.
I have to scratch my dick.

by ogertoger420 October 8, 2020