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Dickparty

Any social affair with an overabundant, yet manageable and often times still enjoyable amount of male attendees in relation to female numbers.

Note: A party may be dubbed a Dickparty prior to fully commencing, in which case the Dickratio (see Dickratio) is not relevant to the party's Dickparty status.
Dude 1: Welcome to the dickparty.
Dude 2: Thanks
Dude 3: DICKPARTY!
by TheDaggers March 7, 2008
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Dickpants McDaniels

The name someone acquires when they split their pants in the crotch area while going commando. Also known as DP McDaniels.
Did you see what happened to Jared when he got back back from lunch? He's a real Dickpants McDaniels!!
by DP McDaniels October 3, 2008
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dickatry

Guy:So what do you think of george.
Guy: he seems cool for awhile utill his dickatry gets to me.
by george January 20, 2005
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dickfart

When you masturbate so many times in one day that, at climax, you ejaculate nothing but air (also known as a ghost load).
Man, I beat it so many times yesterday that I was just dickfarting by the seventh time!
by DeAndre Coleman III December 19, 2013
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dickpants

skintight jeans commonly worn by 80's rockers and metalheads. Pants are so tight that you can see the dick, hence the name dickpants. Can also be refered to as brokeback pants.
"Hey John, nice jeans man. When the hell did you start wearing dickpants?"

"Went to that Twisted Sister show the other night, can't believe those guys are still wearing dickpants!"
by devillock July 23, 2006
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Dickfart

Gabby is a dickfart because I said so
by Pimp ass guy January 29, 2018
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dickfart

A self-important man who doesn't command the respect that he believes he does and therefore is not taken seriously by his peers and cohorts.

Often, as means to extract comedic value from a dickfart, he will be led to believe that his misbegotten status is legitimate, further making his false sense of authority appear that much more absurd.
I can't believe that dickfart just tried to tell us all how to do our jobs. How can he think he has any credibility when he doesn't even prepare for the meeting?
by hinder90 February 23, 2010
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