dickofied

when you show a female ur penis and it launches her into a catatonic state due to its size.
when ur dick is too big that it scares girls.

pronounced: dick-o-fied

"I showed that chick my dick and she started crying-talking bout' its too big, i cant"
"man u dickofied her"

by jimmybil July 22, 2014

dickfished

when you get catfished by dicks..

tyler sent me a picture of his dick and i ended up getting dickfished.. its on google.

by TheNotoriousBaddie June 23, 2017

Dickfienia

A disorder which affects all penises who engage in the act of anal sex with a person that's just performed a Coffee Enema. Since dark roasted coffee beans are ideal for optimal results, the strength of caffeine levels does have side effects which are penile jitters, prolonged stiffness, inability for person to sleep (insomnia) and black cock. Anyone contemplating anal sex with a partner that's hooked on coffee enemas, wait at least six hours after the enema is performed. If there is still no relief and the penis is hard AF, ask your partner to perform a super dooper blow job.

Dick: "I 'd rather suffer from Dickfienia than buy Viagra, it's cheaper and natural. Viagra might be out of business"
Di: "Yeah, just like how Uber put the taxi industry out of business"

by Dicknified November 12, 2017

Dicknored

When your friend ignores you to get some dick.

Person 1: “I’m staying at Tiffany’s place this weekend.”

Person 2: “I hope you’re ready to get dicknored then.”

by elena094 May 16, 2018

dicknied

That's when you holla at a lady through a messenger system or "DM" you wait. you confirm she saw it annnd ignored it...(still online though)

Girls be like- girl i dicknied ray ray ass last night cuz he wanna talk to some other bitch then try to get some puntang.

Ayo...these lady's be bluffin in the "DM" ...states cordyshawn to his fellow squadron. ::pause:: "DICKNIED!!!" as hysterical laughters fills the cafeteria.

by Bold Ali June 11, 2018

dicktied

When a female is obsessed with a man she in the past had relations or sex with.

That bitch is dicktied to our homie Joseph man!!

by Dicktied457 November 7, 2019

Dickfished

When someone tricks you into liking them with fake penis nudes

I was dickfished by my last date. His penis was not the one he showed me online.

by MigSchu February 28, 2020