Dicktard

The term to describe a man who is unable to achieve an erection and is therefore incapable of pleasing a woman.

Woman 1: How was last night with Joe?
Woman 2: Man, that was horrible, he is a dicktard.

by jimbo dan May 17, 2007

DickBoat

A killer of fun;Ass or dick with a boat.

Emma Stevens is a real DickBoat.

by Cody D. Murray September 26, 2008

dicktard

A person in a temporary to permanent state of diminished mental capacity, brought on by their preoccupation with a man/dick.

"I was going to invite mom over for dinner but she started dating some guy. I can't deal with her when she's being such a dicktard."

by Chris_Z September 26, 2005

Dickboar

A slut that goes after the dick like a wild boar.

Hannah sure turns into a Dickboar when she gets drunk as fuck.

by Hannah Moody March 27, 2015

dickbarton

A Grass.

Milkybar is such a dickbarton. With a chode of dimentions 2"x9"

by dickbarton March 11, 2004

dickloading

A term a female fan of Los Angeles Lakers Point Guard D'Angelo Russell goes off in a game

Dickloading!!

by That Madness March 5, 2017

dicksoarous

Triston

When Triston is being a dick akin to a dinosaur, a dicksoarous, if you will.

"OH MY GOD MATTHEW WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?"
"everything lol"

by mattbigdick January 10, 2018