Demtard

Most members of the Democratic Party.

Any individual that subscribes to the politically correct prattle of the Democratic Party, without question.

A teacher in Elmira, New York asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.

Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different...again.

Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not a Demtard."

The teacher asked, "Why aren't you an Obama fan?"

Johnny said, "Because I'm a Republican."

The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.

Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican can, so I'm a Republican."

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me a Demtard"

by CatBoners June 4, 2009

Demtard

A political activist that self describes as being a victim, or of being oppressed and afflicted by the belies of others. Someone that refuses to open their mind to simple facts and truths. A person that believes everyone is free to think as they choose as long as it is the same as they think. A person that can magically change form and or gender at will. A true definition of privilege. An ideal that rejects any and all traditional value.
Example: Because they were Demtarded, they could exempt themselves from anything at anytime they chose regardless of truth, fact, or anything they had said or done in the past.

Because they were Demtarded, they could exempt themselves from anything at anytime they chose regardless of truths, facts, or anything they had said or done in the past. A demtard believes they can justify anything with their feelings alone.

by FerroArts August 23, 2018

Dutch Dental Floss

The act of plucking the hairs from your butt/grundle, and use them as floss to get food out of your teeth.

Jimmy: Yo Craig, you have some food in your teeth.
Craig: It's alright. I'll just use my dutch dental floss to get it out.

by TommyBahama October 14, 2012

dick dastardly

The fictional character from Wacky Races who always loses. He continuously tries to set traps for other racers which do not work. Perhaps stupidly, whenever he gets ahead in a race he attempts to set a trap for the other racers rather than keeping on going and winning outright. Has a dog minion called Muttley. Drives the Mean Machine

Ehehehehe! Now I will put this long cheesewire between these trees so that whoever gets through is sliced in half! Eheheheh! Oh no! Prof. Pat Pending is blowing it away with another crazy invention! He's blown me into the air! ARGH! MUTTLEY!!! DO SOMETHING!!!

by Jammers August 30, 2005

dental

a rental car that you can fuck up, or not worry about small damage to

"dude i am SO SORRY i ran my shopping cart into your car."
"all good homie, it's a dental."

by McGrapeNutts December 15, 2009

Delta November

Noun, American military slang.

Dumb nigger. African cannon fodder.

sshhhBEEP: Ahhh roger, i'm gonna need you to send me an extra guy to throw in the guard rotation. we've got two in the CP."

sshhhBEEP: Ahhhhhhh roger, I'll send over my Delta November.

sshhhBEEP: Tango Mike.

by Juan Beandoggington III January 7, 2012

Destany

Destany is a girl who will put anyone she lives before herself no matter how it could affect her . she's really loyal .

Destany made my day so much better .

by desstaany November 18, 2016