Denim Dental Dam

A "Denim Dental Dam" is when the genital area isn't clean enough - or doesn't smell clean enough - to perform oral sex on the other party without a barrier to protect ones mouth. It is therefore necessary to have the denim jeans remain on the party to which it will be performed.

It smelled so nasty I had to leave on her denim dental dam so I wouldn't gag

by Sergeant Pretty December 30, 2010

confi-fucking-dential

Pronunciation: kän-f&-fucking-'den(t)-sh&l
Function: adjective

1. fucking private, fucking secret, nobody's damn business;
2. containing information whose unauthorized fucking disclosure could be prejudicial to the national fucking interest.

"It's confi-fucking-dential Sherrol!"

"Dude, did you tell her what I said about her ass? That was confi-fucking-dential!"

by prankmaster July 25, 2006

detail-oriented

Able to discern things that fat, stinking slobs could only dream of seeing if they only had the ambition to imagine. Source of hostility to greasy Neanderthal turd balls who feel it is OK to steamroll through their life in a hungover haze leaving nothing behind but a path of donut crumbs. The envy of bitter, sloppy losers everywhere.

Sam, being a detail-oriented person, noticed that Nick couldn't log into his computer because the caps lock was on and because it was the fifth time this month, beat him over the head with his keyboard.

by Asteroider May 20, 2010

Dentally retarded

Someone who *knows* they need to go to the dentist but keeps putting it off because they are scared, they don't want to spend the money, or they think the problem will just go away on its own.

Bob: My teeth are killing me.

Steph: Why don't you go see the dentist? You're always complaining about your teeth.

Bob: I don't wanna go.

Steph: Man, you are dentally retarded.

by VT T-Bear November 26, 2009

Dental Surgery

Instant dental work to some mouthy fucker who has got (in a roundabout way) what he was asking for.

"And the Lord proclaimed all who believe in he shall be awarded entry to the kingdom of heaven and sit at his side....but if thy disbelieve in his almighty power the lord shall show his displeasure and wrath with the pox and scurvy and dental surgery"

by Burning blue soul January 16, 2017

Dental floss

Used to clean teeth.

Do you have any idee where I can find some dental floss?

by BlackPohatu January 26, 2017

Dentalman's Ball

When a group of dentists get together to have a dandy time.

Much like a gentleman's ball the dentalman's ball is the same.

Usual talk in a dentalman's ball is about oral hygiene and prizes are given to best dentist at the aforementioned ball.

Hello Dr. Wall are you going to the dentalman's ball this Saturday?

by Thehornyjew June 9, 2018