Mud Dolphin

White girl that has leveled up from mud shark because she was DP'd in her blow hole.

Hey do you know that girl Maddie?
Yeah why?
She is a total mud dolphin.

by MMM123 October 24, 2012

Delphina

A beautiful girl full with curves and doesn't smile as much but when she does, it brightens everyone's day. She can be goofy and shy at the same time. She knows how to present herself well and has a lot going for herself. Shes not very much an attention seeker. She likes to lay low and be all about her. Shes a special soul to be around and anybody would be lucky to have a friend like her.

Delphina will always be Delphina.

by Shesabeauty April 2, 2017

Blue Dolphin on the Rocks

A new way for a designated driver to order a water in a bar/club and not apper to be a total tool to the hot a$$ girls nearby.

Hey man, can I get a Blue Dolphin on the Rocks?

by Raider Tex October 9, 2009

Dolphinately

Hella rad way to say "definately "

Woman 1: "Hey, do you like that guys beard?"
Woman 2: "most dolphinately!"

by TurtleLover♡666 February 5, 2017

Flogging the dolphin

Euphemism for masturbation. Primarily male oriented but can be unisex.

Hey, how did your date go last night?
It didn't. I was stood up, so I ended up staying home and flogging the dolphin.

by ZydrateGirl October 30, 2013

dolphin laid

when a male falls asleep while receiving a handjob.

"So I was at a party last night with this girl and i was so high that i fell asleep while receiving a handjob," Jordan said.

"Dude you got dolphin laid!" Pete said.

the following was based on a true story

by pvb1012 October 9, 2009

Dolphin Pussy Jelly

Female dolphins have vaginal secretions that male male dolphins cum repeatedly. Scientists decided to try if it strictly affected only dolphins so took some Dolphin Pussy Jelly and smeared it on a male primates penis. Oh, boy. It worked. It worked so well the primate had a heart attack.

While this is a popular copy pasta it’s also been a popular “joke” human males have made about wanting to die this way.

Andy; I’m so sick of this, I’m so close to getting my hands on some Dolphin Pussy Jelly and ending it

Simon: wait is that true?

Andy: please, Google dolphins pussy jelly. And make sure you don’t forget the word “jelly”

by Pogoextreme July 14, 2021