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physical education

A subject that is forced upon students in schools that causes misery and pain to those who do not like sport and would prefer not to participate.
No PE today - RESULT
by Star Wars Fanatic July 1, 2004
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higher education

A consumer product where money is charged to provide the same information you received for free in grades K-12 but just in more convoluted terms.
Wow, this higher education is both expensive and somewhat familiar.
by Mario Sanchez September 9, 2008
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Black Dynamite Deduction

Where one deduces a solution to a problem or mystery by taking one clue and bringing it to another in a long chain of paranoid connections until it leads to the conclusion. Named after the famous ''Anaconda Malt Liquor Conclusion Scene'' in Black Dynamite, where the titular character somehow realizes that Anaconda Malt liquor was the government's secret weapon after Bullhorn said "melt in your mouth", making several arbitrary connections until it led to the answer.
*Gasp* "Human being"? That word kind of sounds like "bean." Beans are legumes, "legumes" has the word "leg" in it. Ian's mom has really nice legs, and Ian's mom is so old she's practically dead, which can only mean one thing! Oh my Bieber! YOU'RE BECOMING A ZOMBIE!
--Anthony Padilla from Smosh using Black Dynamite Deduction to deduce that Ian Hecox is becoming a zombie
by The Logical Fallacy July 16, 2016
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educational purposes

Is when a boy or girl says I will save that later and mastrubate until they cum to that one photo or video
Don’t worry it’s for educational purposes
by anonymous December 7, 2021
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Education

The mental torture you're forced and blackmailed to go through in almost every period of your fucking life.
by Al_000 April 26, 2023
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Misdemeanour Education

An excuse to use when the teacher sends you out or hands out a sanction and could get a £100 fine or up to one week in a educational correctional facility.
Dumb bitch ima report you for misdemeanour education
by CS Teacher January 29, 2021
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physical education

1.
a. Mandatory in the United States for completion of a twelve year education.
b. Often the earliest known and continuous event in one's childhood that establishes the general level of both athleticism and popularity of one's self.
2. DODGEBALL:
a. Survival of the fittest.
b. The weak and slow are the first to go.
3.
a. TEAM SELECTION: Test of popularity.
b. Best liked and most athletic are picked first.
c. No one wants to be last.
4. FAILURE TO PASS CLASS:
a. Direct cause of not dressing in gymnasium uniform
b. Caused by complete and total lack of activity.
c. Identifies the total LOSERS that could have otherwise passed off as normal human beings.
4. Only fun if your friends are there.
SYNONYMS include:
1. HELL
2. AWESOME
3. THE WORST PART OF MY DAY
4. FUN
5. BORING
6. EASY
7. COMPLETE HELL
8. STINKY
9. NOT TO BE MISSED
I was picked last for my team in Physical Education class today because I am not athletic, and generally unliked by my peers.
by PurpleWatermelon March 26, 2005
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