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decoration delirium

A state by which a person has decorations of several holidays up at the same time.
Wife: "Did you see Bob put up his Christmas lights?"
Husband: "Yes I noticed that he also still has the Halloween Flag flying, poor guy- he must suffer from "decoration delirium!"
by what the .... November 25, 2011
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Decoration Friend

A friend who's only reason for being there is to make you look like you have more friends.

The decorative friend is often the one who does things such as:

*Holding bags while the friend group is on a ride.
*Sits by you at lunch but talks to no one.
*Always has a pencil when you need one.
Decoration Friends a lot of times know that they are decoration, but they have no one else to be around so they sit there feeling lonely but can't really do anything about it so they just sit there feeling sad, but content with the situation.
Person 1: Wow Sarah has a lot of friends!
Person 2: Not really, they're more decoration friends than anything.
Person 1: Oh so they just sit there and not feel wanted?
Person 2: Yep.
by Pillow Monkey November 17, 2019
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Decation

Shme's word for Decaying
50% Decation.... is that even a word
by SFXRobin August 15, 2021
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Delaytionship

A relationship that always manages to skirt around the issue of long term commitment
She knew she was in a delaytionship when any conversation about longer term commitment was a dead end, and they'd been stuck in this loop for a couple of years.
by anonymous August 9, 2022
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Delaytionship

Long term relationship that hasn't evolved beyond doing stuff at weekends, and in which conversations about long term commitment are not really welcomed.
Friends realised this was a delaytionship when they'd still not got civil partnered despite him proposing three years ago, and they spent most of their time apart, in separate homes.
by llamacroft August 9, 2022
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