decimate your dick december

After the grueling 20 days of November you get to decimate your dick the whole month of December, yes, even on Christmas with the fam.

Hey man, Its decimate your dick December, c'mere big boy.

by CowlickIsPog November 4, 2022

Decimar

The Indomitable Human spirit

One who has conquered his own mind

LaprasGX2829 is now known as Decimar

by LaprasGX2829 January 6, 2023

Decimillinillion

1 followed by 30,003 zeroes. Also, the smallest main number that didn't already have a definition on this site.

Friend: I bet you cannot write down a decimillinillion!
You: Of course I can't, that's literally impossible.

by justarandomguylol October 6, 2023

decimillionaire

A poor person’s definition of a rich person

Amidst the foreclosure of his home, Stan vowed that one day, he’d be a decimillionaire.

by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024

Decimate

The problem is that he's a humorless dork.

Hym "Oh I would totally decimate the restaurant."

Chick "What you don't want to marry me?"

Hym "YOU don't want to decimate a restaurant full of people? We could set charges under the foundation... Go to the neighboring building... Hit the detonator together- It'd be like the end of Fight Club!"

Chick "What's Fight Club? (She hasn't seen Fight Club!?)"

Hym "YOU HAVEN'T SEEN FIGHT CLUB!? We need to go watch Fight Club immediately! (And that's how you get her into you apartment for a raw-doggin)"

A fucking dork "Aaakshually I'd by a fake ring because I wouldn't ever kill people! Wouldn't ever do that!"

Hym "DORK! NO MID-FIGHT CLUB SEX FOR YOU! BAD!"

by Hym Iam September 6, 2024

Denominator Decimator

1: A mythical figure whom possesses math skills of a much higher level than that of an average mortal man. (Believed by some to have the ability to solve complex quadratic equations with minimal expenditure of time and/or physical exertion.)

2: One whom has the ability to go medieval on that seemingly unsolvable and obscure "The train left the station" problem's ass.

"Im no denominator decimator, but 31 divided by 2 doesn't exactly perplex me."

by The Math Merlin January 11, 2008

Pure Decimation

The ultimate in destruction. Sometimes referred to as a god. Usually gets angry easily and can be expected to erupt if pushed over the edge. Also is to be considered the God of Sexual "Fun times"

That kid was such a Pure Decimation last night at the party.

by thatkidnextdoor October 21, 2010