Decapitate the turtle

when you are turtle heading, or plain taking a dookie, and you "cut loose" the protruding mass of excrement by clenching your sphincter tight mid turd

"damnd that was a long crap, i had to decapitate the turtle before it touched the water"

by Dan the pc butcher February 29, 2008

decoring

The act of inviting a bunch of friends over for a party, and then having them help you paint/decorate your new place.

Anne is having a decoring party this sat, are you gonna be there?

by Killer kurvz March 19, 2009

decaro

Sex, to fuck

I Decaro'ed your mom last night.

by Lord&Savior November 15, 2013

decapitation

the removal of the head which normally consists of some idiot hacking off the head with an axe directed in the neck area.

also it can mean to lose ones limbs. via other methods to so watch out for the axe wielding maniac behind you!!!!!!

death by decapitation.

haha your head fell off

ur wiener has been decapitated

she bit so hard i endured my pecker being decapitated by her crooked snaggly teeth

by neal + kev July 18, 2006

decorism

decorism- synonym for decorum

“have some decorism about yourself”

by Unknown_ballsack August 28, 2022

dearie

Term used by notorious stoics to try to convey affection to oblivious friends of the opposite sex.

Don't be a stranger, dearie

by Clytemnestra June 3, 2003

decapitate

when the alpha male bites the head of a giggle stick a little while being thrusted by a black man going balls deep, and when it hurts, he bites down hard causing it to pop off like decapitation.

fenno decapitated holla whilst grace was teaching fenno the Heimlich's maneuver if you know what i mean

by diddy kong April 3, 2007