Declapitated

When you're so high (or clapped ) that you can no longer feel your head.

Friend 1: *takes a massive bong rip*
Friend 2: yo, I'm fuckin Declapitated

by lil dookie stain November 6, 2020

Decapitate

Another form of the phrase "losing your head", which means to have gone crazy.

The new guy is gonna decapitate me with his corny jokes!

by HJORTUR February 28, 2021

Decrepitated

Slowly dying and decaying while alive especially if your name is Dave.

He is so decrepitated that Dave shit under the toilet. Decrepitatedly: the act of dragging people into your decrepitatedness such as shitting on or under the toilet..

by No more Dave February 1, 2018

decapitarte

When you grab a pop tart from a toaster and the corner breaks off

"I decapitarted my tart"

by boner_fart February 9, 2019

decapitarte

When you break off the corner of a pop tart and drop it, forever losing your sweet toaster treat

"Man, nothing helps my midnight hunger like a pop-tart, so glad that it has just finished cooking in my home toaster. To avoid burning my fingers I shall grab it by the corner.
Oh no, the worst has happened, I have decapitarted my tart friend. I have not only lost my toaster treat, but I have lost the will to carry on.

by boner_fart February 9, 2019

decapitating

Cutting the head off of someone's penis.

Yesterday, Sarah tried decapitating me.
-Bro! What happened to your penis?
It's still in good condition. She only managed to break the condom.

by Gappies July 5, 2020

Decapitatious

In a state of seeking to remove someone or something (figurative) or seeking to behead someone (literal)

Michael's decapitatious attitude towards Toby was the source of many amusing hijinks.

by M bb October 27, 2021