david

an asshole whose purpose is to make you feel uncomfortable and annoyed. A David gets liked by stealing people's humor and uses it to attract a female. A David is often sensitive when you do the littlest thing to him speaking of littlest A David will often be the shortest one in the group. Never hangout with a David.
"you see that piece of shit must be a David"
"yo that guy just stole my girlfriend what a David"
by cheggery April 25, 2018
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a penis-weener who drinks koolaid from pussies. He is a whorny baster who hits on every girl, and get none. He is a dick monster.
Shut up you damn David.
Yo david, stop hiting on my girl
by tylerdent November 16, 2011
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ok like this kid is straight up weird , once he had a jewfro like 60 feet tall , like king kong laid his ballsack on this teenagers head and it was sooooo anoying to look at like you would follow him with scissors and once he got antiqued and he got so pissed that he punched a door , like it was a hobo you see goin through your gabage looking good underwear to shit in , and all in all hes a good guy but damn , you do NOT want piss him off like he will judge you like he was god him self , like he will call you every name in the urban dictionary , and this kid is on habbo hotel like every moment of his life revolves around that game and another thing , hes never pulled of the shit , no not one girlfriend thats on facebook and is not a bbacon bitch , hes still my bro and i get by it
that kid needs to stop being a david
by The Unknown Black Creator July 26, 2011
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Average height, blonde hair , blue eyes. Has a scar on his lip from playing football. Still never kissed a girl.
He is such a david
by Mr. Man 01 November 30, 2017
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david garcia mean someone who is A Sick ass foo very chill and funny and does dumb shit often but hes chill he your daddy.
by essskeetit January 17, 2018
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A very cute boy who is sometimes very moody, and can also be called a baby.
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David

1. A male (normally a douche-dag) that makes plans and cancels at the last minute
2. A run of the mill d-bag

Old usage:
1. Long haired white boy

Slang:
Pulling a David
To make plans and cancel after having a friend drive across town
James: Why did you pull a David and never show up to the bar

Hitler: Whoa bro, there was a family emergency, I can't believe you would think I would do that. I have my days but I'm not a David
by notmyrealname.mpeg September 04, 2014
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