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Damp January

A lesser version of dry January, for those of us with less willpower or just want a drink
Me: I’ll have a dirty martini
Nicole: I’ll thought you were doing dry January
Me: NO, I’m doing DAMP January.... not dry but not soaked as usual
by LizzyGlo January 8, 2021
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damp squid

A DISAPPOINTING; OR ANTICLIMACTIC SPORTING EVENT. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE MOSIT CEPHALOPD.
THE ENGLAND GAME WAS A BIT OF A DAMP SQUID
by Online Dictionary December 3, 2010
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Damp Cat

New to 2009!!!!

First derived from the popular adolescent game of soggy bicuit, and has led to the creation of games such as moist gerbil and wet politician, damp cat is defined as:

The art of a group of young, often bored male friends sitting in a circle around a cat (*chained or nailed to floor if necessary*). Each player then proceeds, in a predetermined order, starting with the youngest to masturbate until near ejaculation. Then the first player proceeds to ejaculate on the cat, (the waiting players holding the semen in until their turn). Then each player proceeds (in the agreed order) to ejaculate onto the cat. The winner/loser can be determined in one of three ways:

1) The person who ejaculates the least amount of semen after one round loses, and as a forfeit has to eat the cat, semen and all.
2) The person who first fails to ejaculate loses, thus ends up eating the cat - an endurance race, as as many rounds as necessary are played until one person fails to ejaculate an acceptable amount onto the cat.
3) UNCOMMON as it involves slightly different rules to above, but still used nevertheless:
each player starts masturbating at an agreed time and the last person to ejaculate an acceptable amount over the cat loses and, as in the other twists on this popular game is to be fed the cat.

*Chaining cats to the floor is dangerous and cruel, however funny, DO NOT actually do this, there are other ways to keep it still, such as masking and gagging*
Johnny: "blud, you up fo' a game of soggy biscuit?"
Frankie: "nah cuz, me an' the lads going round nigels' to play damp cat, wanna join?"
Johnny: "Yeah, though I warn ya, I'm more of a moist gerbil player myself!"
by D-Yizzle June 28, 2009
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damp pillow

A perverted metaphor for describing the texture of something.
Your skin is like a ...... DAMP PILLOW!!
by Egor Kalashnikov October 18, 2006
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damp in the pants

that sweet sensation that starts from sexual stimulation
Max: After all we had in that sexy streak, Sabrina ended it...
Brandon: Dude, that sucks! I thought you'd be the one to get her damp in the pants!
by von groovy March 8, 2019
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Damp Tamp

A tampon that has been jizzed, peed, and has a period blood on it and has been forced down a little boy throat.
"I damp tamped my son's bestfriend last night."
by billynuts March 14, 2009
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Damp Thong

The captial city of the great country of Vagiant.
I was born in Damp Thong, Vagiant.
The President lives in a large pink boat in the captial city of Damp Thong.
by D - H April 15, 2008
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