damp pillow

A perverted metaphor for describing the texture of something.
Your skin is like a ...... DAMP PILLOW!!
by Egor Kalashnikov October 18, 2006
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damp in the pants

that sweet sensation that starts from sexual stimulation
Max: After all we had in that sexy streak, Sabrina ended it...
Brandon: Dude, that sucks! I thought you'd be the one to get her damp in the pants!
by von groovy March 08, 2019
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Damp Tamp

A tampon that has been jizzed, peed, and has a period blood on it and has been forced down a little boy throat.
"I damp tamped my son's bestfriend last night."
by billynuts March 15, 2009
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Damp Thong

The captial city of the great country of Vagiant.
I was born in Damp Thong, Vagiant.
The President lives in a large pink boat in the captial city of Damp Thong.
by D - H April 15, 2008
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Damp Bread

When a person is not able to, or is bad at, carrying a conversation, so you have to try and keep it alive yourself.
Jack: So how is he in conversation?
Lou: He's damp bread! I feel like I'm talking to a brick wall!
by Familygames August 06, 2017
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Cramp in the Damp

The DMV is a real Cramp in the Damp
by MountainDrew March 21, 2019
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