Cantstopal13

A black guy who likes Brain and the oc More than any normal person should.

Guest1: Dude did you hear that cantstopal13 on ts last night?

Guest2: Yea he was totally obsessed.

by SA Member October 9, 2008

CustomPayload

A person who person who creates remote access trojans and like to take Gayloads

Get CustomPayloaded you retareded as monkey.

by CustomGayloads February 13, 2023

Cuntslop

A member of the UK Independence Party - the more senior, the greater the slop. A probably derogatory term meaning "homophobic xenophobic fascist with a comically ludicrous grasp on philosophy, politics or history, but frighteningly widely endorsed by an ill-educated zombie electorate unconsciously labouring under the yoke of sensationalist irrational right wing media". From the Latin, Cuntus Nigellum (approximately: a bad person) and Slop (stinking discharge).

That Nigel Farage is the ultimate cuntslop, don't you think?

by Another Poet May 22, 2014

cuntstomer

A person or persons coming to eat at a restaurant without booking or trying to change the menu for their bullshit intolerance's

The cuntstomer wants to order a gluten free pancake.

Just had a table of 15 cuntstomers walk in

by 187chef May 16, 2016

Cuntstomer

The occasional customer that doesn’t pay attention to the information they are given to allow for a simple and easy transaction. Instead, they hear only what is convenient for them and fly off the handle when things don’t go exactly how they intended.

“This cuntstomer is lighting up my phone and complaining that her furniture set isn’t in stock when I told her it would be a week and a half.”

“If this cuntstomer that adds 5 shots of espresso to her Frappuccino keeps bitching about it being too soupy, I’ll quit!”

by Salesslueth84 May 14, 2018

cuntstomer

the people slave-laboring at these electronic cesspools

the CUNTSTOMER SERVICE here sucks!

by s0lipsist September 12, 2006

cuntstomer

Bitchy customers that have ridiculous expectations when returning merchandise that has clearly been used for an extended period of time without a receipt or tags for no good reason other than they are broke and need money.

In retail: "The customer is always right," except when they are a cuntstomer.

by - fatbagder April 28, 2016