clerks

either: the movie in which the comedy duo jay and silent bob were born,

or a sad depressed individual who hates his life and makes up for it by using what limited power he has to ruin other people's

as in : clerks is a kick-ass movie

or
" man that clerk at the counter is such a ass-cock muncher"

by head of penguinisation May 12, 2004

celeron dual core

A dual core version of the Intel Celeron

The processor in my computer has an Intel Celeron Dual core

by ZombieHerobr1ne November 13, 2014

Clerk Lurk

When a clerk or sales associate follows you around the store so they can ask you if you "have any questions." Usually they*just happen* to be folding clothes right next to you, and when you walk to a different part of the store, they miraculously appear right by your side, re-folding shirts, looking at you intently.

"Yesterday I was at PacSun, minding my own buisiness, when I got clerk-lurked by Johnny the sales associate again."
"No, for the one-hundred-forty-seventh time, I don't have any questions. Quit clerk lurkin' me and mind your own buisiness."

by Arianna MK December 20, 2014

cleril

The fictional ship between the dragons, Peril and Clay from the Wings of Fire series.

Peril is a Skywing with a rare condition where she has "Too much fire" and is unable to touch anyone for that reason. Clay is a Mudwing born from a blood red egg, meaning he is unharmed by fire.

The two meet in the the first book, and their relationship is expanded on in later instalments of the series!

"I totally ship cleril! They are so cute together!"

by Leaffrost3 May 14, 2018

Clerb

Something of any type that one can fruck up.

Often but not limited to a curb, club, or concert.

“Only the hottest girls hit clerbs”

by Lerob05 October 25, 2023

west clermont middle school

where should i even start? its the worst middle school in all of ohio. fights break out every day and if you lose then you straight up bait for all the 7th and 8th graders. 7th grade got everything taken and evryone has a nicotine/drug addiction. our lockers are searched daily for weed, juuls, stix, mods, pods, ect. drug dealing is always happening behind the busses. every girl there is a fucking whore and all the guys want is their dick sucked. 7th graders bring voka in their water bottles and everyone runs away together. People get STDS and brag about it. Everyone cheats on everyone. The adminastrators are all assholes who dont give a fuck and hate kids. teachers are pervs too. EVERYONE HATES WCMS I STG BRO.

ew ur from west clermont middle school? thats so gross dude. go away.

by ihatewcms February 11, 2020

Clermont

A small less known town west of Orlando, Florida. Although twenty years ago the town was made up of orange groves and dirt roads, the little town is now rapidly expanding.
There is a large population of Caucasions, but there is also a growing population of Hispanics and African Americans, that usually come from northern states such as New York or New Jersey.
It has a high school called East Ridge High School, home of the Knights, and right across from it is Lake Sumter, the convenient community college most of the students go to.
Safer than Orlando, but you should still be aware of crimezones.
A popular tourist site only because it is a quiet town and only about thirty to fourty-five minutes from Disney World.

Clermont, FL is famous for it's wanna-be gangs, the Citrus Tower, and the high school's football team.

by ;anonymous April 4, 2009